Caption competition
There was a Naval version, but development was abandoned because the crew kept falling off. Inability to clench buttocks was determined to be the reason.
After launching from the top of the wall, Biff and Sparky are about to discover that, unlike in the movies, gravity wins every time.
To celebrate the release of Mary Poppins 2, Skunk Works think outside the box
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In the latest Star Wars movie, Han and Luke sit astride their speeders on Tattoine
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"No I thought you had the cat"
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In the latest Star Wars movie, Han and Luke sit astride their speeders on Tattoine
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"No I thought you had the cat"
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"These will never catch on, they leave a damned brown skid mark stain on the back of ones pants when one dismounts"
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"Forget bed knobs, it's more like sore knobs and broomsticks"
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"Broom...Broom"
Guy holding arm out
"Gatwick is that way !"
"Gatwick is that way !"
Very well, judgement hay is here. Some excellent entries that had me spluttering over my keyboard.
In no particular order, ...
the "Less is More" award goes to Nutty, for "Broom broom". Nutty also wins the Germaine Greer cosmetic surgery voucher for "It's not as easy as the women make out, but I hear they use liposuction"
c52 takes the Sussex Police Golden Truncheon for "Bet you $50 we can fly round Gatwick for 24 hours or more without anyone stopping us."
...and the winner is (drum roll) Buster Hyman, with "Yes, it was all fine & dandy as a joke amongst the lads...until Trump approved funding for further development!"
Even as we speak, the Danny-CST is sweeping around the globe to you, Buster, Go for it.
In no particular order, ...
the "Less is More" award goes to Nutty, for "Broom broom". Nutty also wins the Germaine Greer cosmetic surgery voucher for "It's not as easy as the women make out, but I hear they use liposuction"
c52 takes the Sussex Police Golden Truncheon for "Bet you $50 we can fly round Gatwick for 24 hours or more without anyone stopping us."
...and the winner is (drum roll) Buster Hyman, with "Yes, it was all fine & dandy as a joke amongst the lads...until Trump approved funding for further development!"
Even as we speak, the Danny-CST is sweeping around the globe to you, Buster, Go for it.
Evertonian
Cheers Hydromet! Hopefully it arrives, unlike my online order that went missing on Christmas Eve... 
Anyway, and no for something completely different...
* Extra points if you can guess what I'm thinking for a Caption!
Anyway, and no for something completely different...
* Extra points if you can guess what I'm thinking for a Caption!