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"Flash the outside to seal the meat inside....oops wrong checklist, that's my BBQ one"
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"I'll be glad when they finally get around to installing the heater on the inside"
Pierre's practice of keeping some cigarette lighter fluid in his flight suit pocket in the event he ever met that Harvey Lady was determined to be the cause....and his defense of "When Pierre goes down.....Pierre goes down in flames!" was found to be irrelevant to the Accident Board.
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The result of "arson" about in a Chinook.
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"Please have a word with catering, I ordered a filet mignon not a flaming cong"
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"I told you not to have the vindaloo, it would give you wind, now look what you have done"
Having purchased a surplus Chinook to make into a restaurant, Jamie Oliver was deamed to have installed the cooker a bit near the side
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....and for this I was awarded the DFC, but if truth were told the damage was caused. not by enemy fire while rescuing 10 troops from the field, but having a post coital smoke with that Section Office Harvey
Hoskin's insistence that it was due to the speed of reentry carried no weight with the Engineering Officers.
Hoskins, when I said we should hot rod it with some flames down the sides, I meant we could PAINT them on.