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Old 20th Apr 2019, 14:34
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After Hoskins walked away from the subsequent ' tip up on nose landing ' the Hover Lawnmower was invented
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 14:43
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Ministers report Gatwick anti-drone defence ready to deploy.

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Old 20th Apr 2019, 15:13
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Our new youth military military initiative is the Combine Cadet Force... it'll sort out the wheat from the chavs.
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 15:53
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The piston engine was designed to the conventional Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow principle ... but it never got beyond Suck.
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 16:47
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You think this is loud? Try a Shack on full chat
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 20:32
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Just replace the back of any airliner with this, and you have a military freighter.
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 20:53
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"The Squeeze, Bang and Blow cycles are rather disappointing.."
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Old 20th Apr 2019, 23:20
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George's chat up lines always included how he "liked some tail", had a "really stiff strut" and that his jet pipe was "so massive he could blow a girls hat off". Once he sent his fiancee the picture to prove it he felt sure he'd get a shag.
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 05:49
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Following criticism that MFTS is not producing pilots suitably qualified for the front line, the Tucano replacement is finally revealed. "If they can fly 3 circuits in this, the Typhoon OCU will be a doddle."
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 06:22
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"All it needs now is another engine each side, a fuselage up front and wings out the side, and I will call it the 727" said Bill Boeing.
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 11:52
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Ok. Sunday lunchtime, well where I am anyway so Judge Judy and Executioner time..

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Old 21st Apr 2019, 13:10
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Many thanks RACEDO I welcome the (D) CST into my safe keeping. Will put up at half time ...
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 13:21
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Having consumed far to many Easter Eggs I feel it is time we had a go at....and what other comments would be appropriate / funny?

This will be a quickie, as the actress said to the Bishop, judging lunchtime Tuesday UK time




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Old 21st Apr 2019, 17:19
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"I thought I'd just knit it a nice woolly hat like mine."
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 18:48
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It’s a chocolate ‘Bomb bomb’
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 19:03
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"Apparently he wanted an Easter bunny but all he got was Goebbels...."
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 19:05
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Before the "bucket of sunshine" was invented there was the "bucket of chocolate".
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 19:24
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Hoskins you know it's 1st of May 1945 and Hitler died last week.
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 19:25
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Great idea but aren't we bombing Tokyo....
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Old 21st Apr 2019, 19:57
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Mike Nesmith, a long time before his audition for The Monkees...
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