Caption competition

[Wensleydale]

"Have you reported this to your line manger?"

[Pontius Navigator]

Three German Officers crossed the line
Parlez vous
Three German Officers crossed the line
Inky pinky parlez vous

[JAVELINBOY]

Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only or the whole bloody lot will be down on us.

[Buster Hyman]

You're doing a sterling job holding that aircraft up Hoskins. There'll be a medal in this for you!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Yah well you couldn't do that even by accident !

[Big Pistons Forever]

Well you were in the back seat, so what did the pilot say ?

Ummm the last words I remember were " Hey watch this "

[Big Pistons Forever]

It was brilliant, he got the low flight prize and the shortest landing run record all in one go

[Buster Hyman]

The catapult launch system was known to be problematic.

[CONSO]

Would the guy with the corncob pipe please move away from the leaking engine ?
or is he really McArthur ?

[Penny Washers]

"It's P.O. PPRuNe on the line for you, Sir."

"Well, tell him to hang on for a moment. I suppose he's up the pole again."

[Pontius Navigator]

Hey Skip, can we still count this as flying time until the wheels touch down? Great for building my hours before I join Empire Airways.

[Wensleydale]

"No Bloggs - you can't blame this on a birdstrike because the bird was sat on the wire!".

[Danny42C]

"This one'll go down to the wire, Algy !"

[Danny42C]

"My next trick is impossible !"

[Danny42C]

"You say this happened because you went down to have a look at the tree growing out of a dunny ?"

[Danny42C]

"Hoskins, it is advisable to have more height when demonstrating a Stall Turn !"

[Danny42C]

"And, with all that, he still didn't manage to pick up the handkerchief !"

[Danny42C]

"No, Mr Prune, you've absolutely no idea how to play "Cat's Cradle", have you ?"

[Vzlet]

Although the incident caused Lt. Wallenda to seek a new career, he never lost his attraction to wires.

[Wensleydale]

"What do we do now? Call a let?"