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Old 7th Feb 2019, 23:32
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To be honest when I was told I was meeting two lasses from near Hull, I wasn't expecting much.....
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 23:34
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That Helicopter Pilot sure was focused on that talking Frog wasn't he!
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 00:57
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"It reminds me of Katie Price, to much forward C of G and just looks wrong"
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 01:04
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"Ahhh, Betty, it reminds me of last Friday, totally legless with my ass in the air and with something rock hard pushing up behind me"
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 01:20
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"What does he mean, mixture is rich, sucking in?"
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 01:25
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" The nice man said if we hold on here, he will take us both for a spin"
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 01:30
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"Is it old salty seaman or old salty semen, I can never remember"
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 01:31
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"Ahhh, I see you mow the lawn"
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 04:57
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"Good news Cap'n! I've figured out a way t get her airworthy again!!!"
"Right...keep it to yourself Hoskins."
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 04:58
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So...show me these marvelous flotation devices that raised the Cat from the deep...
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 05:00
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So Nutty. What do you make of this photo?
Someone's nicked my Bicycle! I left in the rack near that rock!
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 05:02
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Look...I love how much information you're providing in the safety demo, but perhaps we should just stick to the events before the six months of being castaway on a deserted Island.
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 06:10
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"This is a song of a mighty plane,
The Minnow was her name..."
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 06:20
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"There I was, sitting in my yacht off Bermuda when suddenly...…"
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 08:29
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Dear Advertising Agency,

A very nice and even artistic picture, but it isn't what I meant when I asked for a photo of a couple of our attractive stewardesses in front of a plane.
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 08:40
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"And that little window in the wing support is where the Air Engineer sat, it could take one man at a time, two with a push...... a bit like you Doris"
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 08:42
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Well there we were cruising at 500 feet looking for snorkels when Hoskins cried out "Look at those bazookas pointing at us" and the rest is history
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 08:44
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See what a bit of sand in the orifice can do to your piston
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 08:47
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Just prior to the Tsunami off Hawaii as the sea retreated Tracey and Sharon found a secluded patch of sand for skinny dipping.
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 08:51
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"Cannot"
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