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Old 25th Jan 2019, 15:44
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Anhedral my dear boy.... Anhedral!
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 16:11
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Oi, the talk of extraction was about doing a packaged load para drop - not pulling one of my bloody teeth out!
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 22:54
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"Right, Robinson. The point of the nose cargo door is (a) it allows a container the size of the inside of the aircraft to be loaded, and (b) it can be closed. You have failed on both counts."
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 22:55
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The pilot denies colliding with several newly-painted white double-decker buses.
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Old 26th Jan 2019, 03:17
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Cool I'm calling MOM !


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Old 26th Jan 2019, 07:35
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Post flight walk round produced evidence of a collision with the Freddy Mercury Angel
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Old 26th Jan 2019, 08:04
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You'll wonder where the yellow went

When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
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Old 26th Jan 2019, 08:53
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It's not bad breath - the co-pilot hasn't washed his flying suit for two months!
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Old 26th Jan 2019, 11:14
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READ MY LIPS....NO HARD BORDER....said Trump / may....delete as appropriate
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Old 26th Jan 2019, 11:46
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Flagman: Standby while we hook up the magenta line.
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Old 26th Jan 2019, 11:49
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Judging by the dental work....the RAF must have leased some C-5's.
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Old 26th Jan 2019, 11:51
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Not a caption.....Kiltrash.....deserves Five Stars for his reference to Bubba Clinton!

I needed a very good laugh this morning....and he provided it.
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Old 26th Jan 2019, 13:31
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"Please give me a break, I've been sh*tting paras all day long"
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Old 26th Jan 2019, 13:46
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"How do you think I feel, I have a bunch of muppets shoving strange and often large objects up my arse day in and day out"




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Last edited by NutLoose; 26th Jan 2019 at 14:07.
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Old 26th Jan 2019, 18:21
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NOT A CAPTION

So many captions of the highly amusing variety have been offered; I believe the site owners should rename this as PPRuaCCNe: Professional Pilots Rumo(u)r and Comedy Club Network! Keep 'em coming, please.

Judgement Day (no, not THAT one) at beer thirty Zulu tomorrow...

- Ed
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Old 26th Jan 2019, 20:20
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"I'd give that one at least half an hour if I were you, I've just sh1t an absolute Humvee!"
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 00:39
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Yeah, my older brother, C-4 got all the brains...but he ain't around no more...
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 10:01
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He ain't heavy . . . . he's my brother.
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 18:51
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You would have a face like this if you saw the suppositories that get inserted behind.

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Old 27th Jan 2019, 19:10
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Talking Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

Once upon a time, in a Galaxy far far away, Kiltrash entered "Post flight walk round produced evidence of a collision with the Freddy Mercury Angel" and won the most recent Caption Competition! Well done, Sir! The CST will be airdropped into your front yard from an Aluminum Overcast this very eve!

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