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Old 30th Jan 2019, 09:48
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You'll notice that there are a lot of practically naked sailors in this area. You will also notice that some of them are laying face down. Take notice of those ones, and avoid them in the showers.
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Old 30th Jan 2019, 09:57
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Ever so nice of the Captain to let us up on deck to soak up some of the suns radiation, though he, the officers and the guests seemed to be well over dressed for the area... BTW have you noticed we have past that Bikini Atol twice now?"



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Old 30th Jan 2019, 10:02
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"Attention All Hands! Attention All Hands! Nothing else - just watch what you're doing with your hands!"
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Old 30th Jan 2019, 10:29
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" 'ear, Ive 'eard this one ends at six bells"
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Old 30th Jan 2019, 10:37
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They've been like this ever since we decoded that signal that said Section Officer Harvey was coming on board for a familiarisation visit.

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Old 30th Jan 2019, 10:41
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Bill
Yes Charlie.
Isn't this your shift on the Helm?
...Yes Charlie.
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Old 30th Jan 2019, 12:13
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"I dunno which one of those two it was - but it was one helluva fart!"
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Old 30th Jan 2019, 13:07
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Hi all, will have a look and judge soon, off for a look at the entries when I get home later
Mine would have been along the lines of
To get the funds for the Mexican wall Trump cancels only the F35b
Or
Mrs May sends all the MP’s a invite to a all expenses cruise to sort out this #Brexit fiasco. However once left port it is discovered the invites only went to the Brexiteers
Or
Now hear this Now hear this, as the Americanski satellite will be overhead in 30 minutes all hands assume the Phalus symbol on the flight deck with moving hand
Or
Now hear this, Now hear this, all hands assume the Cruise position as we pass through the Channel, that should confuse the English
Or
After the engine trouble all hands man the oars the Captain still wants to go water skiing
Or(Finally you will be glad to hear)
For the Qatari World Cup 2022 the POW is offered to be a hotel for football fans of all nations with space for a pitch in the middle, should keep the fighting off the streets
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Old 30th Jan 2019, 13:52
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" Jesus, look at the cruise missiles on her"
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Old 30th Jan 2019, 13:55
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" Well I was just climbing into my Wrac, and I thought the Army life wasn't for me, so I joined the Navy and ended up climbing into a rack every night"
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Old 30th Jan 2019, 15:56
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As hoped for some great entries and honorable mentions go to

Andy with
The Aussie Navy has a more relaxed way of manning the side when entering harbour.
Nutty with
"Black smoke, they still haven't elected a new Captain!"
Dan with
You're right, it does look like a big zip.
Traffic with
You'll notice that there are a lot of practically naked sailors in this area. You will also notice that some of them are laying face down. Take notice of those ones, and avoid them in the showers.
Wensley with
En-route to their exercise in the Mediterranean, the crew of the USS Abraham Lincoln practise setting their towels down at the pool before the Germans arrive.
But the deserved winner this time is Nuttloose with
"I 'ad a word with Smiffy in radar, he's gonna give us a burst to get our tans started"
Congratulations Sir the D-CST shined and polished is on the way
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Old 30th Jan 2019, 20:54
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Shock! Horror! Nutty wins Capcom!

Perseverance pays off. Congratulations.
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 00:19
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Shock! Horror! Nutty wins Capcom!

Perseverance pays off. Congratulations.
What’s that old saying about a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters....
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 09:01
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 09:37
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A surprise as there were a lot of worthy winners, Ok on with the next and thanks for the CS trophy I will look after it until this one finishes




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Old 31st Jan 2019, 09:41
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RIVET INSPECTION. ASSUME THE POSITION.
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 09:49
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Marvelous! That's exactly how Camilla was when I met her!
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 09:50
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Lady: They're a bit stiff eh?
HRH: Oh I do beg pardon, it's been an exciting day!
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 09:51
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Old habits die hard. Camilla assumes the side saddle position.
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Old 31st Jan 2019, 09:57
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Charles wonders why none of them are answering his questions.
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