Caption competition
You'll notice that there are a lot of practically naked sailors in this area. You will also notice that some of them are laying face down. Take notice of those ones, and avoid them in the showers.
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Ever so nice of the Captain to let us up on deck to soak up some of the suns radiation, though he, the officers and the guests seemed to be well over dressed for the area... BTW have you noticed we have past that Bikini Atol twice now?"
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" 'ear, Ive 'eard this one ends at six bells"
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"I dunno which one of those two it was - but it was one helluva fart!"
Hi all, will have a look and judge soon, off for a look at the entries when I get home later
Mine would have been along the lines of
To get the funds for the Mexican wall Trump cancels only the F35b
Or
Mrs May sends all the MP’s a invite to a all expenses cruise to sort out this #Brexit fiasco. However once left port it is discovered the invites only went to the Brexiteers
Or
Now hear this Now hear this, as the Americanski satellite will be overhead in 30 minutes all hands assume the Phalus symbol on the flight deck with moving hand
Or
Now hear this, Now hear this, all hands assume the Cruise position as we pass through the Channel, that should confuse the English
Or
After the engine trouble all hands man the oars the Captain still wants to go water skiing
Or(Finally you will be glad to hear)
For the Qatari World Cup 2022 the POW is offered to be a hotel for football fans of all nations with space for a pitch in the middle, should keep the fighting off the streets
Mine would have been along the lines of
To get the funds for the Mexican wall Trump cancels only the F35b
Or
Mrs May sends all the MP’s a invite to a all expenses cruise to sort out this #Brexit fiasco. However once left port it is discovered the invites only went to the Brexiteers
Or
Now hear this Now hear this, as the Americanski satellite will be overhead in 30 minutes all hands assume the Phalus symbol on the flight deck with moving hand
Or
Now hear this, Now hear this, all hands assume the Cruise position as we pass through the Channel, that should confuse the English
Or
After the engine trouble all hands man the oars the Captain still wants to go water skiing
Or(Finally you will be glad to hear)
For the Qatari World Cup 2022 the POW is offered to be a hotel for football fans of all nations with space for a pitch in the middle, should keep the fighting off the streets
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" Jesus, look at the cruise missiles on her"
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" Well I was just climbing into my Wrac, and I thought the Army life wasn't for me, so I joined the Navy and ended up climbing into a rack every night"
As hoped for some great entries and honorable mentions go to
Andy with
Nutty with
Dan with
Traffic with
Wensley with
But the deserved winner this time is Nuttloose with
Congratulations Sir the D-CST shined and polished is on the way
Andy with
The Aussie Navy has a more relaxed way of manning the side when entering harbour.
"Black smoke, they still haven't elected a new Captain!"
You're right, it does look like a big zip.
You'll notice that there are a lot of practically naked sailors in this area. You will also notice that some of them are laying face down. Take notice of those ones, and avoid them in the showers.
En-route to their exercise in the Mediterranean, the crew of the USS Abraham Lincoln practise setting their towels down at the pool before the Germans arrive.
"I 'ad a word with Smiffy in radar, he's gonna give us a burst to get our tans started"
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A surprise as there were a lot of worthy winners, Ok on with the next and thanks for the CS trophy I will look after it until this one finishes
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Charles wonders why none of them are answering his questions.