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Old 24th Jan 2019, 22:04
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He ain’t heavy, he’ my brother!
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 22:10
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"Open the hatch bay door, Hal".
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 22:18
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"Halitosis you say, well if I had your B.O I wouldn't raise my arms so high"
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 01:23
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The first contingent from the Alabama National Guard arrives.
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 01:43
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"Did someone say brace?"
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 06:52
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Thanks son... round of Duelling Banjos?

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Old 25th Jan 2019, 07:21
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Well, the B52 was called BUFF, so we were thinking of calling it BUCK.
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 07:32
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It was easier working for Disney

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Old 25th Jan 2019, 08:16
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Ah did not have relations with that woman
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 08:24
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An unfortunate relationship between Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny
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Bat Man...Wibur will you get back in the hangar, far too ugly to be let out
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Throw the stick...throw the stick....throw the stick ....PLEASE ... scampers off in delight
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 08:54
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Now that jet engines may have the diameter of a fuselage, engineers consider the possibility of turning old transport aircraft into single-engine fighters with variable-geometry intake.
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 11:09
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Ping Pong you say, why not.


Does grey make my arse look big?

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Old 25th Jan 2019, 11:14
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Hey big boy, I can do oral as well.
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 11:38
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Rare shot of Nutty thinking up a new caption.
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 11:39
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Honestly Sarge, I was just flossing................vigorously.
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 13:41
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Sorry Sarge the last aircraft I painted was a A10.....old habits die hard
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 13:42
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Stop tickling me under my arm ....
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 13:56
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USAF deny any after effects having flown Forest Gump to Vietnam

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Old 25th Jan 2019, 13:59
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Relief all round having survived the dreaded 27 wheel landing
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Old 25th Jan 2019, 15:15
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Well if they are re painting a BOAC Jumbo can't see why I can't get a MAC colour scheme
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