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Old 27th Jan 2019, 19:22
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Got the D-CST already, wow that was quick sir, If I may suggest this one, ,,,In recognition of your fathers efforts sir

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Old 27th Jan 2019, 19:28
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It's for a Spencer Tunick nude shoot, sir; the shortage of women on board has left a bit of a gap...
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 19:35
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"That's perfect. Now we're going to practise flying from a reduced-size deck. Don't move."
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 19:53
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Ryanair branches out into cruise ships.
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 19:55
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They said they were happy to be casualties as long as they could enjoy the sunshine at the same time.
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 21:00
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It was easy to pick the non-muslims on the cruise - they were the ones who were face UP on the prayer mats.
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 21:02
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On the goodwill visit to Australia, the crew prepared for a run ashore at Bondi.
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 21:04
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"Apparently this is how they teach them to aim for the third wire, Sir...."
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 21:06
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The Aussie Navy has a more relaxed way of manning the side when entering harbour.
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 21:27
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Well, our new carrier has passed her trials with non-flying colours, Admiral. Any sign of the F-35s yet?
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 21:35
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This is not what the Captain meant by "Hedgehog Defence".
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 21:53
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Demonstrators protest on-board Heathrow's unexpected solution to the need for a third runway.
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 22:25
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Not hard to spot the RAF Contingent.....moans about the horrid ops schedule and not an aircraft in sight!
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Old 27th Jan 2019, 22:28
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"Gosh that must have been one helluva storm last night - when I went to sleep I was in a cabin!"
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 00:20
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"OK, now when you spot a drone, raise your hand!"
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 05:39
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Laundry day.
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 08:45
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"I tell you what, if the rumoured Yank F-4 does do a touch and go today there will be a heck of a lot of skid marks on the deck and they won't be his"
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 08:46
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"Those guys fishing still haven't cast orf yet Bert"
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 08:48
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"And next time we ain't travelling coach class"
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Old 28th Jan 2019, 08:53
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"I am surprised all the Wren's go to the rear of the boat Alf"
"Not really Bert, that's were the hooker's are found"
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