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Old 27th May 2019, 08:44
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"Keep your head low, Smithers, and then this streamlined shape with enable us to reach 67 knots."
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Old 27th May 2019, 09:18
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The pilot of the Farman objected to being referred to as "that Shorthorn Pilot."

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Old 27th May 2019, 09:53
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"What are those two men doing?"

"One of them is trying to climb on a wing and the other is saying a prayer, Sir."
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Old 27th May 2019, 10:23
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HOSKINS
I asked you to buy a KIT plane not a SH*T plane.
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Old 27th May 2019, 10:24
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If we fly that today in a years time they will be wondering why kind of yahoos took off in a death trap like that.
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Old 27th May 2019, 10:25
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Is this supposed to frighten the enemy or just US !!!!!!
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Old 27th May 2019, 11:34
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"No engine, you say? Don't you know why pilots call these things their kite, man?"
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Old 27th May 2019, 14:13
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Hoskins, are you sure the floats on this thing are big enough for a water landing?
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Old 27th May 2019, 14:28
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In 100 years wonder if we will get a fast taxi slot at Bruntingthorpe?
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Old 27th May 2019, 14:44
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Air Gunner. Well if you think this is a dangerous position wait till you see the tail gunner slot
or
Pilot to tail gunner ....tail gunner....TAIL GUNNER ...where are you?
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Old 27th May 2019, 15:15
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As a former harpist for the London Philharmonic, Alistair Llewellyn could not resist the temptation to give a quick pluck to a flying wire. When he did, the aircraft made a huge SPROING noise and collapsed in a pile of wire, canvas, and balsa wood.

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Old 27th May 2019, 17:17
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Originally Posted by cavuman1
As a former harpist for the London Philharmonic, Alistair Llewellyn could not resist the temptation to give a quick pluck to a flying wire. When he did, the aircraft made a huge SPROING noise and collapsed in a pile of wire, canvas, and balsa wood.

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Bet it wasn't the last pluck he had on a plane.
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Old 27th May 2019, 18:30
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How does it go? Oh, yes, “Pluck the wires and kick the tyres...”
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Old 27th May 2019, 18:32
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Leading Seaman Smith was known to be a pleasant plucker.
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Old 27th May 2019, 19:00
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The original String Quartet.
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Old 27th May 2019, 19:16
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That man there! No singing in the wires until we're airborne!
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Old 27th May 2019, 19:19
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So if we suffer a bird strike, the poor Pigeon comes out shredded
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Old 27th May 2019, 19:25
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,,, and with this design we do not need no damm complicated interrupter gear
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Old 27th May 2019, 19:32
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If Vickers had designed a tank buster aircraft, Fairchild would have stolen the design
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Old 27th May 2019, 21:08
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What kind of string are they using to hold this together...
It's G string, sure it will have wonderful uses for Mankind in later years.
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