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Old 23rd Jan 2019, 17:41
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“I hear animal fur is going out of fashion ... dammit.”
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Old 23rd Jan 2019, 22:37
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Rudolph Kalashnicov tries out his 'bedroom eyes' look on his sergeant Alicia Legova
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 10:20
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OK, time to pull the trigger on this one (in which case Yuri gets that ear piercing he always wanted!)
The winner is Nutloose with:
"Are you sure this is the recommended way to remove a cottonbud stuck in my ear comrade?"
Take it away Sir, or pass it on!
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 11:16
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Cool, slipped in a winner while Buster was away in jet blast reminiscing

Ok Open house to those that have not won or have won say five or less.......
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 14:10
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Thanks for the opportunity, Nutty! Try this one...

- Ed


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Old 24th Jan 2019, 14:55
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Get that bloody stick out of my nostril, NOW
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 15:30
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USAF Basic Refueling training takes place on the ground. No one can miss that receptical
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We're gonna need a bigger dentist
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Hey Bert,where did you leave the tug...Over There

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Old 24th Jan 2019, 15:31
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Standby intercom system in case the headset breaks
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 15:59
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"You don't want to see the other end, I ate a flock of pelicans climbing out of the keys..."
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 16:34
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Are you a Galaxy? Nah Mate i'm a Lion bar ....Purr (other confectionery items are available)
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 16:38
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EEEHHH Wots up Doc
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 16:45
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Mm, soft on the outside, nice and crunchy inside
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 16:49
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Orville, after a short landing collected the piano keys
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 17:15
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Years of hauling dumb bombs took it's toll.
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 17:42
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(Singing) "We're gonna stay at the....Y.....M.....C....A....."
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 18:16
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“Sorry, Sir, your dental appoinment is for tomorrow.”
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 19:14
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Clarence the cross eyed pilot
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 19:23
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Gnome de PPRuNe
 
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It's the love child of the Austrian Skyvan...
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 20:46
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"I am innocent of any criminality."
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Old 24th Jan 2019, 20:56
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"I never get to eat the man. Can I have some agility training, please?"
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