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There there, it's those PETA people who insisted on no exploitation of the Rudolf etc.
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"We need to move with the times Dear, UPS have them so do Fedex...gone are the days where we could just rock up to the roof of every child's house, in the sleigh and deliver to the entire globe in 24 hours
we need infrastructure ,warehousing , local distribution and besides I'm getting too old for this"
we need infrastructure ,warehousing , local distribution and besides I'm getting too old for this"
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"Well, I have never felt anything vibrate so much before, and it didn't need batteries"
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Uncle Santa's Air Freight, a rival operation started by Father Christmas's slightly younger brother...
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Once the kids realise the GDPR means no list of good and naughty children they will have to think again.
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"I just wish they would make their bloody minds up, I have a load of perishable chlorinated Turkeys on board that I need to deliver before I do my Christmas deliveries to the UK."
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Following the unfortunate demise of Rudolph and his colleagues, Santa leased the Steptoes' nag Hercules for the 2018 Christmas op; however, owing to a foul up in communications...
Mrs Claus
I told you adding the MCAS system to the sleigh was a bad idea........
I told you adding the MCAS system to the sleigh was a bad idea........
Mrs Claus
Stop grumbling, it's your own fault you can't fly the sleigh because of your crap handling when the inspector gave you a V1 cut.
Stop grumbling, it's your own fault you can't fly the sleigh because of your crap handling when the inspector gave you a V1 cut.
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"And don't forget dear, when you see Mrs May you need to remove the badge off your jacket, wish her a Merry Christmas and then present her with the order of the boot and pin it on her"