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Old 1st Dec 2018, 11:52
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"Er.. Hoskins, I think you may have misread the page on Pythagoras when designing this thing..."
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 16:45
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To protect the Hippos from poachers Hoskins suggests placing them in pony and trap disguise. And so far it is working
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Jules Verne suggests a version of the Lunar Rover. Well it's as believable as his propulsion system
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 16:50
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Having finally banned all internal combustion engines in Central London. The Mayor ( who hates Boris bikes ) is proud to show off the totally eco friendly personal transport of the future
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 18:14
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Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 18:21
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I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE ....said the Hippo
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 19:15
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The front end is amphibious, but I don't fancy the crews chances.
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 19:18
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In a bid to be a little more eco-friendly, Formula one changes the regulations and reveals the cars for the 2020 season.
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 19:27
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HIPPO NOTAD ( NOtice To All Drivers ) - Acceleration is enhanced as S**t hits (fan) tail...check goggles in place before engaging Whip
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 20:49
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Procurement committee finally come up with their version of a Horse.
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 20:52
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Bowing to Prince Charles's pressure the MOD comes up with something that doesn't look like Camilla.
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Old 1st Dec 2018, 20:52
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Mother in Law as seen by most husbands.
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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 00:08
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"It's a cunning disguise, the police pull me over and are so incredulous, they don't spot i'm smuggling roulette wheels"
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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 00:17
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"Iv'e gone green, I was concerned about reports that my previous Ox was farting methane gas into the atmosphere, so I have replaced it with my Hippo here, now I realise they both eat the same stuff, but my Hippo farts underwater"
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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 01:33
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Mate, it's no smoking okay! You light up behind that & we'll have Chariots of Fire!!!
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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 07:18
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First responder when a Jaguar catches fire.
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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 07:32
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Miss Smith missed out the word Van when inviting Hippo Van Leasing to tender for the White Fleet contract.
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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 09:28
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Old Duffer, "YEEHAAA!!!"
Hippo, "Whatever".
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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 10:02
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"Iv'e gone green, I was concerned about reports that my previous Ox was farting methane gas into the atmosphere, so I have replaced it with my Hippo here, now I realise they both eat the same stuff, but my Hippo farts underwater"
And that's why I named her Bubbles
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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 11:37
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After the US Navy revealed its Dolphin training program, Trump tells the Army to come up with something simlar.

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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 14:05
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New mine clearance vehicle in competition with the Buffalo.
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