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Old 4th Apr 2017, 01:54
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An honour indeed, it's been a while! Let's try this for size.....

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Old 4th Apr 2017, 02:09
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He's just been ejected from that KK Blimp!
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 02:10
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Not only have I seen whats under his Sporran, I've seen what he had for Breakfast!
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 02:11
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What the hell are you doing with Pvt. Caber!!!!!
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 02:11
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The Scots totally misunderstood Brexit.
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 02:18
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Oi, you lot, you're a bunch of tossers!
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 03:35
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See you, Tom!
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 04:01
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Look...when I said that you had ballsed up, I did not expect you to take it so literally!

or.....

New flight training for all cabin crew...how to ensure that pax requiring the loo at awkward moments do not spill their bladder or bowel contents all over the aircraft....its called IT...otherwise known as Invert Them
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 05:17
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Bit late on the roundout there McHoskins!
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 06:48
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PD - Lets try WHAT for size?
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 06:58
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It's McTavish's round but he won't dip into his Sporran Sir.
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 07:01
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The annual fire drill required practise with the blanket to catch a jumper.

In the absence of a high rise tent . . .
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 07:34
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Not what Private McWallace had in mind wen he applied for training to be a bouncer on his resettlement course.
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 08:01
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Private McTavish had a reputation for being a bit off kilter with his landings.
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 08:04
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Crowdsurfing was invented at the first Glastonbury festival in 1918...
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 08:25
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Originally Posted by PingDit

The SEA FORTH highlanders motion sickness trainer was a bit rough and ready but the lads were full of enthusiasm.
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 08:32
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This gives a new meaning to the Highland Fling!
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 08:40
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"That reminds me, I need to find somewhere to park my bike!"
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 08:43
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The German prisoner exchange procedure was rough and ready
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Old 4th Apr 2017, 08:46
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"Yes sir, they're practising the latest technique for getting over the barbed wire in no-mans-land, sir."
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