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Old 29th Mar 2019, 08:19
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These colonials can make jolly fine soldiers.
But my advice - One has to keep them busy and show a firm hand.
Or they can become quite unruly and get up to all manner of mischief
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Old 29th Mar 2019, 08:47
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Doc said I had to control my portion size
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Brexit. The Brits are fooled into this bullsh1t hook line and sinker
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Old 29th Mar 2019, 10:51
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When I bet Bloggs I could eat a whole stick I rather thought he meant rock!
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Old 29th Mar 2019, 14:35
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Gonna need a bigger hook
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Old 29th Mar 2019, 15:07
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In cinemas this June, Gulliver's Travels, the much-loved classic tale re-imagined by screenwriter Chris Ryan.
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Old 29th Mar 2019, 15:46
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Skip we cannot land we are caught in a hot air thermal
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Old 29th Mar 2019, 15:48
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Honey I shrunk the air force, said the Def Sec to the PM
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Old 29th Mar 2019, 15:52
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The new minimum size of storm troopers means they can get in the tightest space. Practice before being sent to find the prostate.
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Old 29th Mar 2019, 17:21
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Extreme dentistry, military style...
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Old 29th Mar 2019, 18:37
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Air Assault.....one must have an appetite for it to really enjoy it!
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Old 30th Mar 2019, 08:30
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Dope on a rope
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Old 30th Mar 2019, 10:03
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The director of the porn parody of "Blackhawk Down" - "Blackhawk Down The Throat" - had previously only worked on action films....
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Old 30th Mar 2019, 10:08
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Sadly, Boris could not swallow a whole chopper....
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Old 30th Mar 2019, 10:17
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Hoskins tries breath defresheners, commonly called Pongos.
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Old 30th Mar 2019, 12:53
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Nutty tries a Scooby Snack



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Old 30th Mar 2019, 13:15
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Bloggs....no snacking before your Evening Meal!

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Old 30th Mar 2019, 16:54
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The Grauniad starts rumours of a third Gulp War!
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Old 30th Mar 2019, 19:20
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His excited state evidenced by the contents of his left hand, Bloggs was thrilled at his first attempt at miniature cannibalism.

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(Not Pictured Off Frame to Left) A C5-B Galaxy with a cargo of toilet paper taxies toward Sgt. Gulliver, who fails to realize that those tasty snacks act almost immediately as a very high-powered laxative...

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Old 30th Mar 2019, 20:38
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Salesman proves the adhesive power of the Toupee tape
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No actually I am like this because I swallowed a sword, the helicopter and abseiling troops are mearly a coincidence
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Old 30th Mar 2019, 21:56
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When the Q store misread the order for chewing gum, the infantry did as always, and lived with what they were given.
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