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Old 27th Nov 2018, 18:00
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“Well, the props look OK, and I’m sure the rest will ... “
”NO ... don’t say BUFF!”
”... be easily restored?”
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 21:26
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Its "all clear above and BEHIND Hoskins!"

Ttfn
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Old 27th Nov 2018, 23:00
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This DAMM Stealth technology is getting far too common
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The insurance company always suggest you do not admit blame......well it's always the other chaps fault ....innit
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Bit to close for Air to Air refueling this time

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Old 28th Nov 2018, 10:27
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If this isn't a tail dragger, then why are we still nose up?
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Old 28th Nov 2018, 10:28
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.....Oh...Taxi to a Stationary position.
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Old 28th Nov 2018, 10:29
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OK Mr Loadmaster, let's see you work out the C of G on this one!
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Old 28th Nov 2018, 10:37
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That's not how you get a twin rating!
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Old 28th Nov 2018, 10:45
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In order to save time and money, the flying club carries out two compass swings at a time.
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Old 28th Nov 2018, 15:23
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Well, there was only one set of tie down points available, and my insurance company is very strict on this matter.
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Old 28th Nov 2018, 18:14
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Oh bugger, I knew when I kissed the cat and put the missus outside the front door the day was a write off....
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Old 28th Nov 2018, 18:17
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My new assistant Bloggs has to write his first report..................... long as the spelling is Ok I am signing it, no questions asked.
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Old 28th Nov 2018, 18:19
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I blame alcohol.................. either I have had too much or I need more,
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Old 28th Nov 2018, 19:01
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The four most useless things in aviation:
1) Altitude above you
2) Runway behind you
3) Fuel left at the airport
4) Aircraft beneath you

- Ed
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Old 28th Nov 2018, 19:45
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"Crashed? No, we always ferry 'em like this - saves us walking home"
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Old 29th Nov 2018, 03:07
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"Let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel..."
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Old 29th Nov 2018, 05:42
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"I picked one helluva day to give up sniffing glue..."
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Old 29th Nov 2018, 07:56
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Judging this evening, folks!
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Old 29th Nov 2018, 08:02
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
Judging this evening, folks!
... and meanwhile, the judging of the Spot Landing competition resulted in a draw.
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Old 29th Nov 2018, 08:29
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Old 29th Nov 2018, 10:36
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The race round the circuit at Reno was declared a draw
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Caution Wake Turbulence, Santa at 2 miles
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The experiment to allow blind people to experience the joy off flight is deemed a bit dangerous at the 'You have control' bit
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