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Old 15th Dec 2018, 20:18
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Old 16th Dec 2018, 06:54
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Here are the donations to your personal funds from the First Division football teams. Looks like CSKA will win the league again
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Old 16th Dec 2018, 08:14
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And this is the British Armed Forces recruiting contract our Capitaski agency got, its working just as badly as you'd hoped.

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Old 16th Dec 2018, 11:40
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"And here you see you are the ultimate owner of all of Britain's railways. You can click on anything on this map, and it'll break in real life."
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Old 16th Dec 2018, 12:23
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Let's see Mr Putin, a new toy submarine because you broke your last one and it ended up as the subject of a caption competition on Pprune?

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Old 16th Dec 2018, 12:53
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Old 16th Dec 2018, 18:26
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F****** great, an educational toy. I wanted a Crimea Barbie!

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Old 16th Dec 2018, 20:18
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I promise you I will find out who booby trapped the Nuclear briefcase with a tin of squirty cream
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Old 16th Dec 2018, 21:43
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It is another fairy story book to inspire your agents on how to lie on TV.
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"...don't send me to that Gulag again or make me dress up like this Mr President?"
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"yes, this is the brexit agreement, but careful the hinges are not very good and it may fall apart"
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"Dah, and here are the images, Trump called it sleeping with a porn star and a relationship, but ve call it prostitution, moneys for sex, just because you are rich it does not change vat it vaz"
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Old 17th Dec 2018, 00:58
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"Vlad, I like these pictures of Stormy Daniels and her 2 friends! Ho, ho, ho!"
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Old 17th Dec 2018, 07:17
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Santa swots up on his lines for his guest appearance on the Christmas Day edition of Coronation Street
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Old 17th Dec 2018, 07:51
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Is Santa Claus Russian?

Well he needs to shift a bit on Christmas Eve!
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Old 17th Dec 2018, 08:45
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I think this one's had a good run. Lets get a couple more in before Christmas.

Third with the 'Bleedin' obvious award' it's Wensleydale with
No - it definitely says "naughty".
Second with the 'Topical & probably true' award, it's Dan Gerous with;
Donald would love this, does it come in gold?


But in first place, with a genuine larf out loud moment for me & the honour of holding the (D)CST....

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I promise you I will find out who booby trapped the Nuclear briefcase with a tin of squirty cream
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Old 17th Dec 2018, 09:04
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Well done, Kiltrash, a worthy winner that had me laughing.
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Old 17th Dec 2018, 16:58
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Please may I submit this one from Lincs FM a few weeks ago that should get a airing

Lincs if you are still with us please judge,otherwise I will judge on Thursday noon for the weekend

In deference to the soon to be withdrawn I give you


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Old 17th Dec 2018, 17:28
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Sadly, due to a lack of sufficient funding for their ambitious project, the Bloodhound SSC team was forced to rethink the design parameters of their supersonic craft. The test track seemed a little too short as well.

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Old 17th Dec 2018, 17:54
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Uber's first version of a flying car, still has a few teething problems
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