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Old 4th Oct 2018, 22:56
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Pilot to Eng - "How many times have we told you it is LEFTY LOOSEY, RIGHTY TIGHTY"
Nav- "Are you sure Tarquin?"
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Old 4th Oct 2018, 23:28
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Sgt Nutty eyes up a new sideline... polished brass used Coffman starter cartridges

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Old 4th Oct 2018, 23:31
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Sarge.. we have a problem. .. someones nicked the spare carts from the back hatch

(Canberra peeps know where)

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Old 4th Oct 2018, 23:37
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"Nav, I think your g-suit is over-inflating - your underpants are up around your neck!"
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 06:21
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I'm sorry Ginger. I just don't know why I have so much trouble with the FOD test.
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 06:22
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The Ikea Engineer said it's normal & not to worry about the leftover parts.
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 06:24
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You're walking a little left of centre today Bertie.
It's that blasted Cockpit offset again Ginger!
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 06:27
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Well, here we are at RAAF Fairbairn. There's a pun here somewhere but, for the life of me, I can't think of any!
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 06:28
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The Nav didn't mind that the pilot got an ejection seat rather than just a parachute; that he got a Mk2a bone dome rather than an old Mk1; that he got to wear leg restraints; but it was the final straw when he looked over and saw that the pilot had a snazzy checked scarf as well!
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 07:12
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That wil make a good trophy
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 07:46
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Bertie rushes over to the Photo unit to see if the snap of Mrs Higgins has come out

Last edited by Kiltrash; 5th Oct 2018 at 08:42.
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 08:04
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Oi, why'd you clock him with your bone dome?
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 08:10
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Brown Coat ... "Gawd, a flying officer. Didn't take him 8 years to get onto a front line squadron, then."
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 08:41
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SARGENT That is not the language we expect from a member of the Engineering branch
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 09:54
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My turn, my turn for the top seat next trip
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 14:12
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"NO, you did not pass your Instrument Rating Test !"
 
Old 5th Oct 2018, 14:51
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This is not the time start the Hokey Cokey Skipper, we've got to debrief!
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 17:10
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So make sure we have the correct story when we call the Daily Fail. Screaming dive, thought we were gonna die, Missed the infant school, hospital and baby food factory. That should stop the SDR 1964 in its tracks
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Skip you said it would be one take off and one landing, you forgot to mention about the 10 hour sortie in the middle... ( Acknowledge the film SAC )
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 19:12
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"Could never remember what they said at Nav School, flying suit in boots or over so at least one is right. BTW Skip, why do you have white laces?"

"Stores only issue new boots and not laces but they only have one pair in my size - you know the story . So the wizards in FC fixed me up with para cord"
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Old 5th Oct 2018, 19:14
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Kindly Pilot in a very loud voice: "I'm going to pretend I haven't noticed there's half a bomb on the ground."
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