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Old 18th Jan 2019, 13:03
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That's not an oil leak....
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 13:05
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I'm all for Force Integration, but are you sure this'll fit on a F-35?
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 13:06
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Never buy the A model of anything!
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 13:07
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Folks, this is our last display for 2018 and yes, it was a Goodyear....
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 13:17
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 14:51
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The Korean tight rope team practice on the ground before tackeling the Niagra Falls
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 15:06
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Typical Nav....thinking he can drive just because he has a wheel in his hands!
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 16:15
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"Boss the wheels come off!"
"I know, now will you stop going on about bloody brexit?!"
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 18:47
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"Sir, be careful! I've just spotted a patch of oil on the ground.!
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 18:56
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Kim Jung-Un denies reports that inflation in North Korea has hit a new high.
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 19:03
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Defence departments are now trying to find an application for the capability.
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 19:05
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The B model has disc wheels, requiring a major rethink..
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 19:41
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One wheel off my wagon
And I'm still rolling along
Them Cherokees after me
I'm all in flames…
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 19:43
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Ok,now put it with the other spare
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 20:20
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In North Korea, Kim Jong-Un declares his latest defence policy to be a Triumph.
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 20:43
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"Now, balancing on the left leg, bend your knee slightly, tighten your glutes, tuck your chin into your chest, and vertebra by vertebra bend down until the wheel is 1/2" from the road."
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 21:19
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Typical, we leave it parked in Pyongyang and somebody nicks the brake pads.

Ttfn
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 21:25
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Wheel meet again . . . .
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 22:45
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Hold it steady Hoskins, I've got a good signal!
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 23:08
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With one wheel gone, we'll still carry on . . .Coming in on a tire and a prayer,
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