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1st Nov 2007, 20:39

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"OK, so far so good, let's continue with the feeding, should fill their nappies just after we give them back to the boss."

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1st Nov 2007, 21:14

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"I'm telling you mate, it's Blot, Bang, Rub..."

"How do you think this mess got started?!"

1st Nov 2007, 21:15

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I've heard that by the turn of the century new fathers will be getting paternity leave. I mean, what's THAT all about?

1st Nov 2007, 21:20

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Yes, you are right, 'Rum,Sodomy and the Lash' is soo last year !

1st Nov 2007, 22:02

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And thus, 'Dave' was born................

2nd Nov 2007, 12:50

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Rather be Gardening

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"Right, that's sorted out the shark bait. Let's break out the lines!"

2nd Nov 2007, 13:08

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"No, you stupid Skate. The Heavenly Twins are called Castor and Pollux, not B@st@rd and B0ll0cks".

2nd Nov 2007, 13:26

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That's the last time I give my missus a tenner to go out with yours!!

2nd Nov 2007, 14:10

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"Pusser's Rum, eh? I thought I'd try mine with Old Speckled Hen".

2nd Nov 2007, 15:51

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And so the Royal Air Force was born.....

2nd Nov 2007, 16:12

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GPMG

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May I vote Master of None's answer as the winner please? Surely that's one of the best captions in a long time.

2nd Nov 2007, 18:14

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No mate. I didn't hear the order to withdraw either.

2nd Nov 2007, 23:13

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Nah, I ain't made me mind up wot sorta hat I'm gonna get im! You?

3rd Nov 2007, 01:39

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''That's the last time I'm clearing a stoppage!''

3rd Nov 2007, 09:11

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Shares were up this morning in niche catering supplies minnow freshbabiesheadsdirect.com as they announce a lucrative 25 year contract with the RN.

3rd Nov 2007, 14:29

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14 months! Thats nothing, I've been away 2 years

3rd Nov 2007, 15:15

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The Royal Navy and Royal Marines proudly show off their latest 'Cry-Babies' before putting them aboard HMS Ark Royal for the trip to just outside Iranian waters.

3rd Nov 2007, 18:06

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Mattel's Cabbage Patch Lieutenant range is pipped to be the number one Christmas toy this year.

3rd Nov 2007, 19:27

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'He he, have you ever seen a Spurrrlash?

Wanna see one?

4th Nov 2007, 08:35

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Navy News Headlines: Joined at the Hip
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Joined-at-the-hip Siamese twin brothers Jack and Royal celebrate the birth of joined-at-the-elbow twins Rodney and Doris. The family expect them to follow in their fathers footsteps and hope they will choose ME over SSFJ.