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Old 16th Oct 2007, 19:55
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I know I said "bog-standard landing", but this isn't what I meant...
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Old 17th Oct 2007, 10:42
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EasyJet unveils the latest replacement for the 'Kipper' Fleet.
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Old 17th Oct 2007, 12:47
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The AWC report great success in the first successful trial of the WBU34 MOAWB-Mother of all water bombs.

Coat, hat etc.
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Old 17th Oct 2007, 14:35
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ATC: "EZY32 Do you require the latest weathers at Bristol?"

Pilot: "Affirmative, yes please"

ATC: "Weather for Bristol, Information Bravo, Rwy 26, Sea State 1, QFE etc.etc."
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Old 21st Oct 2007, 21:49
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Low level P-8 Trials hit a snag.
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Old 21st Oct 2007, 22:09
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"EZY123, Bristol Ground, did you say downwind or downstream?"
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Old 22nd Oct 2007, 10:06
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'When they told me I'd be streamed right out of trainnig, I didn't realise it would be quite as in depth!!'
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Old 22nd Oct 2007, 10:52
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AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................... ....

that's better!
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Old 26th Oct 2007, 17:35
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In the absence of Mr Cokov, and having come second last time, I judge Picks135 the winner with

OK Moses do your party trick then

Over to you, Picks.
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Old 26th Oct 2007, 18:40
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Blinkin flip I didnt expect that.
Anyway try this

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Old 26th Oct 2007, 18:57
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Pilot: "Make sure you pull the flush and wash your hands when you've finished!"
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Old 26th Oct 2007, 19:01
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"I can't find "landing procedure" in the index".
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Old 26th Oct 2007, 19:06
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"the new USAF on-the-job training scheme was finally at full swing"
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Old 26th Oct 2007, 19:16
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Yes, dear, I AM listening to you...............
 
Old 26th Oct 2007, 19:38
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That's the last time I let the Pilot select the in-flight porn.
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Old 26th Oct 2007, 20:38
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I just read the articles, honest love!
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Old 26th Oct 2007, 21:37
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"No, I told you I'm not going to help you. You got us into this mess, so you can get us out, and I keep telling you I'm not a navigator!"
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Old 27th Oct 2007, 02:38
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Owing to the negative g forces, little Tommy couldn't work out if he was coming or going.

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Old 27th Oct 2007, 05:43
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Never mind what I''m doing, you face the bloody front!
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Old 27th Oct 2007, 08:50
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"OK, at the next roundabout, take the 3rd exit for Leeds"....
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