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Old 3rd Oct 2007, 11:35
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The British 'throw everything they have left' into the first attack on Iran'.

or

'Stretched but not broken'.
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Old 3rd Oct 2007, 12:33
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MOD PR Dept face a tough challenge convincing the public that the new
Afghanistan Recce Vehicle is safer than a Snatch Landrover.
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Old 3rd Oct 2007, 12:39
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Army rat infestation hits new heights....
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Old 4th Oct 2007, 08:43
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CapComp addicts dispatch a posse to track down C Cret.
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Old 4th Oct 2007, 14:16
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Off to the 'Stan, padre?
Yes, dear boy - thought I might take along a Vicar's Gunbus...
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Old 6th Oct 2007, 17:39
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CapComp addicts dispatch a posse to track down C Cret.
Fresh out of ideas and CapComp patches, the posse opts for the Cold Turkey shoot.
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Old 9th Oct 2007, 15:15
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In the absence of C Cret, perhaps Splitbrain could judge?
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Old 9th Oct 2007, 15:41
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Happy now Granville?
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Old 9th Oct 2007, 16:37
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Well it needs judging coz its run out of steam.

I win...
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Old 9th Oct 2007, 21:15
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All, my sincere apologies for the lateness of judging....the current climate and all....however, here are the contenders.

Third place goes to ZOFO with:

"Overstretch" never C/T Smith and SAC Prolapse knew at the end of their shift that they would be able to deliver....

In second place Rather Be Gardening with:

Having been personally responsible for doubling the PVR rate overnight, the officer Loader...

And the winner is Lafyar Cokov with:

The Mark 2, with the rearward firing gun was a much better concept after a number of tragic 'engine failures' on the deployment of the Mark 1

Well done
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Old 12th Oct 2007, 09:09
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Mr Cokov, where are you?
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Old 12th Oct 2007, 10:18
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I think the ball is in your court, me old...
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Old 12th Oct 2007, 18:59
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Sorry - PC Broken again.......
Here we go, try captioning this one with out the term 'EasyWet' in the sentence.......

LC
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Old 12th Oct 2007, 19:16
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"Bristol, Good afternoon Squeegee Jet 123."

"Squeegee Jet 123, Cleared to land runway 15, braking action good, runway damp. Oh by the way we've lost a grooving machine, tell us if you see it please."
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Old 12th Oct 2007, 19:30
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"Another doofus falls foul of blindly following his TomTomGo."

Or

"I don't care if we DO have to wait for the tide to go out before Easy 123 can come onto the ramp Mr Thompson, you were 13 seconds late and the check-in has now closed.

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Old 12th Oct 2007, 19:32
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Looks like somone got their armbands and engines confused....
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Old 12th Oct 2007, 19:36
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The Captain regretted the extended hold with the National Pensioners Convention on board.


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Old 12th Oct 2007, 20:30
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Oh, sorry, thought this was the 'Sea Jet' thread.......
 
Old 12th Oct 2007, 21:09
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"Easy 123 departing on a Welly 2 Romeo . . ."
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Old 12th Oct 2007, 21:09
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"Hey, Skipper - wonder why they've just changed the ATIS to Damp, Damp, WET...aah.. S**T!!"
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