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Old 27th Oct 2017, 17:51
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What happens when you try to land on the dark side......
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 18:02
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Who said "Use the Air Force"?
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 18:05
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"I was going to put it down on that golf course ...... NOW you tell me that it was just a mirage !"
 
Old 27th Oct 2017, 18:20
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"Must be a Saudi Jobbie, I 'eard it 'ad a Jeddah on board."

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Old 27th Oct 2017, 18:22
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" I told 'em, don't send Han Solo, 'e ain't ready"
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 18:27
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"Maybe he did used to bullseye womp rats back home in 'is T-16, but 'e sure as hell can't hit a carrier deck on a flat calm sea"
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 18:34
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"What do you mean is sure is wide, but it ain't 'arf short?"
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 18:37
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Flyco ... "Get that F-ing Wookie up here right NOW!"
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 18:39
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"Has anyone got a 3" screw-jack? Oh, well ... all together ... LIFT!"
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 18:40
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"So the last thing 'e said to us was, now, witness the power of this fully operational battle station, then 'e let the brakes off and slid over the side"
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 18:43
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"I 'eard 'e was blaming 'is talking dustbin for it all"
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 18:46
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"I thought we'd got rid of Biplanes?"
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 18:50
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"STOP ... don't push it overboard, it could be useful!"
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 18:54
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After an awful bounce, Wg Cdr Andy Green almost makes his first deck landing.
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 19:13
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Last time I lend my pride and joy to Harrison Ford!
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 19:38
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 19:51
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Dunno Mate.....there I was whizzing along chasing after Darth himself...and next thing I know this Lot showed up stuck to my Wand somehow!
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 19:57
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"Forget the airframe, rescue the girl with the cute hairstyle."
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Old 27th Oct 2017, 20:10
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"Bloody Pongos, they shuld never of let 'im carry 'is Sabre wiff 'im in the cockpit, no matter 'ow light 'e says it is."
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'Scuse me lads, is this Mos Eisley?
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