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"...the decadent Dogs in the West call this Porn Dear Leader. We have managed to suppress it from spreading through the glorious North! When I press this button, it will be gone forever!"
"...umm...just let me study this some more...in private..."
"...umm...just let me study this some more...in private..."
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Dear Leader... I can't explain it. As a far better man than me... can you?
It's only an early design so far sir, but we've already thought of a name for it. The Device for Assimilating and Liberating Entire Korea. Catchy huh?
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Dear Leader... So solly... How Abba came to be on there I can only speculate...
Avoid imitations
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"Light, once you rocked onto those impudent dogs on PPLuNe I pless led button to raunch!
Sir we have reverse engineered an item of imperialist running dog technology. To demonstrate, you adjust the antenna, then if you select this channel, you have Classic Movies, this one, Cooking, and on this one we discovered some Governmental instructional films code named "Yes Minister". They have proven most educational!
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This is Turkey-shoot game Korean style.
You have to shoot all generals wearing big hats with lots of gold braid, but NOT all the generals with small caps like the ones we are wearing . . .
You have to shoot all generals wearing big hats with lots of gold braid, but NOT all the generals with small caps like the ones we are wearing . . .
Glorious Leader is given a demonstration during a visit to the brand new state of the art Pyongyang Air Traffic Control Tower.
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"And when youuuu pwess the wed button youuuu launch a stwike on Guam, F****ky F****kY Amewicans loooong time..."
"And then whaat dooo we dooo?"
"Nooo pwoblem, weee Looong time F****ky F****ked, so wee have bwought big gween skip to put this in"
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Ok, there is offending Generwal, so weee say Bernie the bolt, and u contwol from here...
"Remember that circular flight simulator a few weeks ago where the pilots think they control whether the planes go up or down? With this console, you fly the planes for them."