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Old 8th Nov 2017, 12:44
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"My dad was at RAF Khormaksar, and told me all about the crater district they had there."
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Old 8th Nov 2017, 13:11
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Been digging for hours and no lug worms for the Captains beach fishing.
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Old 8th Nov 2017, 13:42
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Filming of Grand Designs is held up as the builders wait for the arrival of Kevin McCloud.
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Old 8th Nov 2017, 13:42
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Well it's better than Detroit.
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Old 8th Nov 2017, 14:03
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"The A******e of Creation ?" .... "Well, at least it's the right shape !"
 
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I think we can forget earning a Michelin star for our catering.
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Old 8th Nov 2017, 15:16
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"I'm just checking TripAdvisor. It does say we should have a swimming pool at this hotel
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Old 8th Nov 2017, 15:55
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Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere
Your digging it round and it ought to be square
The shape of it's wrong, it's much too long
And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong
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Old 8th Nov 2017, 15:56
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"Yeah, Dave, there should have been a pool, but the RAF Aircrew got that one."


[with apologies to S-W-B]
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Old 8th Nov 2017, 17:20
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Impressed Javeboy, Hole in the Ground by Bernard Cribbins.
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"My hole is above ground. How does that work?"
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
This is a desert? We have better ones in Arizona.
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Old 8th Nov 2017, 18:14
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Just tweeting the Boss @fake desert. Right where's the bog, I need a Donald.
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"Why can't I sleep in the F*****g vehicle?"
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Old 8th Nov 2017, 20:57
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Bloggs sat outside as he was banned from the foxhole for excessive farting.
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Old 8th Nov 2017, 23:12
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with apologies to Bill Mauldin-

" Now that you mention it- it does sound like rain on the roof "
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This rain is NOT in Spain, but is falling on this plain !
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Old 8th Nov 2017, 23:26
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"Hang on chaps....I've just read the plans again...the goldfish were supposed to go INSIDE the pond!"
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Old 9th Nov 2017, 05:16
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Kapowski, the more the rain falls, the more you will see why I am a sergeant, and you two are privates.
Why's that, Sarge?
Because you're both sitting in the deep end.
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Fer chrissake, wipe your bloody boots before you come in! Do you think I've nothing better to do than clean up after you?
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