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Old 21st Sep 2017, 12:07
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Dale Brown's inspiration.
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Old 21st Sep 2017, 12:57
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Rex came from humble beginnings...

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Old 21st Sep 2017, 14:01
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I thought you were referring to the plane when you said it was the dogs bollocks!
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Old 21st Sep 2017, 15:11
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Dog2- Dog2- Alert ! - cleared for immediate takeoff - paws,teeth and bark free -Squirrel at 12 O'clock high !
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Old 21st Sep 2017, 16:41
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Fritz had once dreamed of being an airline pilot, but the infamous "incident with the slippers" had put paid to that.
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Old 21st Sep 2017, 17:39
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Now that's what I call dogfighting.
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Old 21st Sep 2017, 17:41
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Baron Von muttsnutz prepares for another mission.
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Old 21st Sep 2017, 17:45
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" So... I might arrive late, but remember, I have to fly four doglegs"


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Old 21st Sep 2017, 17:48
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"So I checked my six and there was nothing on my tail but a wag."
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Old 21st Sep 2017, 21:13
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"And if you drop any bombs, you better bag them"
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Old 21st Sep 2017, 21:27
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Watch out... "Muttloose" is back!
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Old 21st Sep 2017, 21:53
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Very good, Muttley, this is the first time you've landed without heading straight for a tree.
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Old 22nd Sep 2017, 09:10
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"And once you have mowed them down you can start on the flower beds"
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Old 22nd Sep 2017, 09:16
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That's you failed your seaplane rating - landing on wet grass does not count
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Old 22nd Sep 2017, 09:31
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"Eek! I don't care what the CAA says about short dry grass being a good surface - landing on it does something terrible to the old undercarriage!"
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Old 22nd Sep 2017, 10:34
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"Well, we have the ground to air missile that sniffs out aircraft and we call that the Bloodhound, if that fails we have a short range interceptor and that's me, the "Dashhound"
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Old 22nd Sep 2017, 10:39
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Buggah, missed approach on the leg-over leg.
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Old 22nd Sep 2017, 10:50
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The landing was a little Ruff...
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Old 22nd Sep 2017, 19:34
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...and if the rear gets a little twitchy, I can land it as a tail dragger.
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Old 22nd Sep 2017, 22:36
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Who needs VOR's? I navigate from lampost to lampost.
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