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Old 6th May 2017, 01:20
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Fembots in training
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Old 6th May 2017, 03:03
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The CIA PsyOps message was garbled....what it meant to say was "We are sending two Virginians!".
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Old 6th May 2017, 04:16
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And what they did send was not two "Virginians" either.
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Old 6th May 2017, 07:22
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Med staff prepare to check Danny's blood pressure




Hat, coat, umbrella
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Old 6th May 2017, 11:36
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Ok judging time.................

Some sailing close to the wind in this but Buster Hyman is the winner given the week that is in it

"Prince Philip liked the new Britannia so much, he called it quits on his official duties!"

Now proud recipient of CFS trophy personally to delivered by these ladies.............. they have now gained 300 pounds so enjoy
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Old 6th May 2017, 12:37
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" 'Zounds ! - beaten by a better man (again !)"

(Never fear PN, Danny has taken a couple of extra Bisoprolol, and prognosis is good - leave hat 'n coat on peg).
 
Old 6th May 2017, 12:55
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Well thank you racedo! Very proud to hold the Coffman Starter Trophy again!

I'll keep the sauciness going...

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Old 6th May 2017, 13:01
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Hey, did you just see what that male flight attendant used to stir my coffee?!
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Old 6th May 2017, 13:12
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Ryanair discovers that it doesn't have to stop at just charging for carry on luggage
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Old 6th May 2017, 13:58
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"Cheek-ey !"
 
Old 6th May 2017, 14:01
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"Well, it's one way of reducing the AUW !"
 
Old 6th May 2017, 14:03
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"Don't let the Crew out of the Flight Deck !"
 
Old 6th May 2017, 14:05
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"Anything to declare ?"
 
Old 6th May 2017, 15:22
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A Landing Strip?
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Old 6th May 2017, 15:24
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Unfortunately for the nudists' holiday to Florida, the aircraft was diverted to Gander!
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Old 6th May 2017, 16:37
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Cellulite Airlines launches its premium service.
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Old 6th May 2017, 16:41
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Hooters, TWA and Texas Sky airline to merge.

Hooters and TWATs airline relaunches.
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Old 6th May 2017, 16:43
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Bloggs double dose of Larium meant he wasn't sure if it was a dream or reality.......................... he had long ceased to care.
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Old 6th May 2017, 17:30
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"Ah, that's just reminded me where I parked my bike!"

(with apologies to Billy Connolly)
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Old 6th May 2017, 17:31
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No one dared ask for pushback.....
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