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Old 27th Sep 2017, 17:15
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"Flaps Check..."
"Guns Check..."
"Sniff sniff.... Female Daschhound 10 oclock, 400 yards and in season... Ahhhh... Heat Seeker Check!"
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Old 27th Sep 2017, 19:55
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This outfit means I've been invited to a sünnet party at the vets as an 8 year old ? Whee . . . .


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Old 27th Sep 2017, 22:56
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When they said I'd be flying a Robinson, I just assumed it was a Helicopter.
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Old 28th Sep 2017, 04:02
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The formation sortie was a bit of a non-starter as no-one could find a lead!
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Old 28th Sep 2017, 04:03
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... or for our cousins across the water...

That's the last time I ask Sean Connery to sort out the "lease" on an aircraft!!!
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Old 28th Sep 2017, 05:17
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The self cleaning option, whilst innovative on an aircraft, was criticised for paying too much attention to the undercarriage.
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Old 28th Sep 2017, 07:03
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You should see the new arrestor gear design, it's the dog's bollocks.
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Old 28th Sep 2017, 08:04
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*Not a caption*

Judging later this evening, once I get in front of the TV with a beer....
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Old 28th Sep 2017, 15:41
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Snoopy, you're for it now.
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Old 29th Sep 2017, 01:35
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At least he's left room for my tail in this one!
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Old 29th Sep 2017, 09:50
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*Not a caption*

Judging later this evening, once I get in front of the TV with a beer....

Must of had more than one
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Old 29th Sep 2017, 14:00
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Muttley was a little confused. Thinking he was being taken to see a fellow ex-serviceman, all that had resulted from the visit to this "vet" had been a cold thermometer up his a*$e. His eyes still glazed over thinking about it.
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Old 29th Sep 2017, 14:38
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Apologies for lateness, never got that beer last night as ended up rushing round, so....

Honourable Mentions to:

Wensleydale for "My instrument flying is not very good - my instructor says that I chase the ball too much!"

and Buster Hyman for "Chocks away!...AAAARGH! THAT"S NOT A CHOCK!!!!!!"

but the winner of the CST on this occasion is :

SATCOS WHIPPING BOY for "Normal landings were fine, but wee Mutley dreaded any cable engagements."
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Old 29th Sep 2017, 19:54
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Wow, thank you Andytug, I certainly wasn't even expecting a mention given the standard of captions. It is an honour to take care of the CoffmanStarter Trophy for a short while; it will take pride of place on my virtual mantelpiece.

New image up within the hour.

Last edited by SATCOS WHIPPING BOY; 30th Sep 2017 at 21:22.
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Old 29th Sep 2017, 20:01
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Here we go...
Had to rush this as I now have to go out. (sod's law)
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Old 29th Sep 2017, 20:44
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Suppose it has to be said

'Well that's another fine mess you've gotten me into Stanley"
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Old 29th Sep 2017, 20:46
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Stanley, this is not the kind of leg over I had in mind
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Old 29th Sep 2017, 23:44
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"There I was, upside down, nothing on the clock but the maker's name, I tried to kick it out of the spin and this happened...."
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Old 30th Sep 2017, 02:56
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Bit part in the "Mummy" remake..... eh, Stanley?
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Old 30th Sep 2017, 09:31
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Tell 'em it's just a flesh wound Bader!
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