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Old 13th Jul 2017, 21:11
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At the unveiling of their Formula One car for 2018, Christian Horner admits that his chief designer thought that "Red Bull Gives You Wigs".
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 05:08
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As the designer stood there on the roof examining the extra antenna domes needed to give the VIP passengers full internet connectivity, he thought he might need to add a couple more engines....
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 05:40
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Miracle on the Hudson II

More Powerful and Gripping than the original!

Shot on the Seine with latest Airbus technology

Sub titles by SBS
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 06:44
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Oh Christ, here comes Bruce Willis... that's all we need.
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 08:00
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No, Treaders, I reckon that is Guy Martin.
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 09:06
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This was the first time Budgie The Helicopter had used a Russian dating website, and it was also likely to be the last...
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 09:23
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Or could it be Postman Pat with his new post van?
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 10:59
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If that is a VC10, you have put the engines on the wrong end
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 11:13
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Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator
The extra engines were necessary to overcome the effect of firing the Air to Surface Anti-Ship missiles.
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 12:05
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"Happiness is Eight Engines !"
 
Old 14th Jul 2017, 13:07
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Ha ha! Bluddy Sully...he's pranked us again!!!!
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 13:24
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Agents investigating the attempted assassination of Viktor Yushchenko announce a breakthrough after discovering the aircraft used to deliver the poisonous dioxin.
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 13:29
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BAe146 neo?
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 15:20
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"Yes Sir, all the parts arrived safely, and we've just finished reassembling it."
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"What do you mean, 'Spare Engines'?"
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 15:51
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Charles was unsure if adding a new "flying lady" statue would affect the aerodynamics of his craft.
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 16:07
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OK Mr Putin, are you ready to take your shirt off, as the photographers are here for the photoshoot?
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 16:18
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Yep, I need the whole craft cleaned and polished. I want it looking as "spruce as a goose".
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 16:26
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Sergei looked yonder to see if the steppes were on the way, so his pax could disembark.
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 16:37
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Shhh. You'll scare off the fish.
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 21:25
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Sorry, late tea, got distracted with our 40s weekend. Runners up:

Andytug "Yes sir, we ran the plans through Photoshop with plenty of copy and paste, then leaked them to the Russians..."

Wensleydale The replacement for the Shetlands Tug was not as subtle as first expected.


Traffic is er Was I believe there is a cream that one can apply liberally that should ease most of that swelling.

but what had me spluttering was:

Shytorque Being winter time, the eight start crew argued long and hard about who's turn it was to swim round to the other wing.

Over to you Sir/Madam

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