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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 00:52
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Listen up pups . . .

There I was at 1000 feet when I spotted the hydrant . I immediately pulled 5 gs with a legover and . ..
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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 13:17
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My eyes are bulging slightly because the FO is doing his walkaround.
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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 15:28
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♫..."How much is that Doggie in the Cockpit - the one with the wings and a tail ?"...♫
 
Old 23rd Sep 2017, 15:32
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"This ain't going no-place - my F/O reports that my All-Flying Tail is All-Wagging !"
 
Old 23rd Sep 2017, 17:05
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"Here's the plan. We fly this into North Korea, the fat one eats it, but unbeknown to him, there's a radio transmitter in the dog that will lodge in the fat one's stomach and transmit everything he says to us.

"I don't think anything can go wrong."
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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 20:33
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What do you mean this is barking mad?
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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 21:03
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This was the best flying he could get & everyday, he cursed Guy Gibson for giving him that name!
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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 22:21
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Well, it's definitely not BEagle...
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 08:23
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"Why do I get only one tail on this thing while the Tomcat gets two!!"
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 10:23
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This is way better than sticking your face out the car window
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 10:35
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Whats the hold up?
A couple of Fleas no-showed so we’re just offloading their bags.
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 10:48
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What do you mean that I can't fly until I've been vetted.
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 10:49
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My instrument flying is not very good - my instructor says that I chase the ball too much!
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 11:39
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Disembarking from the rear stairs? But we don't have....oh...
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 13:02
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The steely gaze of the intrepid sky god, about to set forth to do battle with the elements.......or he just saw a frisbee.
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 16:14
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Normal landings were fine, but wee Mutley dreaded any cable engagements.
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 17:34
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See Mutley acts just like a pilot. I will prove it, just yell "Squirrel"
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 17:36
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The Squadron Commander sets out to prove that yes " My dog can fly better than Flt Lt Bloggins "
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 17:37
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Looks like a case for the SPCA (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Aeroplanes)
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 18:00
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Think bubble over dogs head

" I realize I look a bit foolish, but this is way better than my last owner, the ballet dancer with the pink tutu fetish...."
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