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Old 29th Aug 2017, 18:57
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We have saved some weight on this particular aircraft, by dispensing with the unnecessary airbags.
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Old 29th Aug 2017, 20:47
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"The surgeon who did my boob job said that with gas-filled pads I had to make sure the plane didn't depressurise at 39,000'.
-"So did mine."
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Old 29th Aug 2017, 20:51
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..................................................TOMORROW OF JUDGMENT....................................

Submissions 25th ..............267 - 244 =23
...................26th ............. 285 - 267 =18
...................27th ..............292 - 285 = 7
...................28th ..............299 - 292 = 7
...................29th to 21:30..308 - 299 = 9

Adjudication 30th ca 13:30 BST

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Old 29th Aug 2017, 22:43
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Careful Doris. Danny's out measuring again...
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Old 30th Aug 2017, 11:26
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Judging at 1330!
Time for a quick one...
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Old 30th Aug 2017, 12:50
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.................................Rabelais, thou should'st be living at this hour !

After mature reflection, having consulted the Oracle and examined the entrails, I now pronounce as follows:

From a field of universally high standard, for Honourable Mention:

27th Aug 2017, 17:20 #44292
Traffic_Is_Er_Was....... What happens when both pilots fall asleep and dream about who they'd rather have in the seat beside them.

25th Aug 2017, 15:19 #44251
andytug ............ "No Bloggs, I asked you to arrange a flight to see the Aurorae .....

27th Aug 2017, 16:58 #44290
ShyTorque .............."What do you mean, the circuits weren't as outstanding as the bumps?

28th Aug 2017, 17:25 #44295 (permalink)
DirtyProp............... Captain, you have unaccounted double D cargo in the cockpit. I'm afraid I'll have to strip-search you.



As Runner-up:

27th Aug 2017, 17:20 #44292
Traffic_Is_Er_Was....... What happens when both pilots fall asleep and dream about who they'd rather have in the seat beside them.

First Past the Post (by a nose), ignoring his disclaimer, the diabolically neat double-barrelled:

25th Aug 2017, 17:42 #44262
andytug ............. "They said this was an Aer Lingus flight..... well they were half right..." and
25th Aug 2017, 17:46 #44263
andytug ............ ..Just as well they never merged with Kuoni Travel, eh?

Bear aloft the CST for a Lap of Honour, andytug, and do your worst !

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Old 30th Aug 2017, 14:45
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Good call Danny!

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RHS girl: "Really? Mine is always telling me to get it trimmed..."
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Old 30th Aug 2017, 15:14
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Many thanks Danny, and hopefully my phone allows this one to work!

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Old 30th Aug 2017, 17:53
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"Well, you can't start 'em too young !".
 
Old 30th Aug 2017, 18:34
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The Church of Rome launched its own airline.
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Old 30th Aug 2017, 18:34
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Looks like there has been some breeding going on in the cockpit
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The unexpected product of the last CapCom knew where his future lay. In a cockpit.
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Old 30th Aug 2017, 19:32
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British Airways recruit huge baby...
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Old 30th Aug 2017, 20:07
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When I grow up, I want to be a pilot.
You can't do both son.
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Old 30th Aug 2017, 20:30
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It's so automated, a child could fly it . . .
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Old 30th Aug 2017, 20:50
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I only have to turn my back for a minute and he's at 7000', passing Biggin en route for Singapore...
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Honey. I shrunk the Boeing!
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Old 31st Aug 2017, 09:15
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This aircraft requires a crew of three.

He looks more like five to me.
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Old 31st Aug 2017, 10:12
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Next intake for EasyJet ?
 
Old 31st Aug 2017, 10:22
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How Rostering views their clientele.
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