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Old 4th Aug 2017, 10:12
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"Watch out ! - there's a Bird in a Biplane about !"
 
Old 4th Aug 2017, 10:14
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"I think we'd better call out the AA !"
 
Old 4th Aug 2017, 10:16
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""Fly-tipping all over the place these days !"
 
Old 4th Aug 2017, 10:27
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"It's a drone from Harrods with the hamper Grandma said she sent me last Christmas !"
 
Old 4th Aug 2017, 16:53
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If you get the boiler drawing properly, all the smoke will go up that chimney.
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Old 4th Aug 2017, 16:54
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I'll just connect up the battery, then you can jump in and have a go. They're just like a real helicopter.
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Old 4th Aug 2017, 17:41
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Small is beautiful !
 
Old 4th Aug 2017, 18:31
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"... To inflate, pull the red toggle. If it needs to be topped up, you can blow into this tube here ... "
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After suffering all the "Little Willy" jokes about his autogyro, James Bond was not happy with his latest "Tiny Chopper".
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Old 4th Aug 2017, 20:37
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If I pull here I can drag it onto the "H" so it looks like I aced the landing.

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Old 4th Aug 2017, 20:40
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I wish it flew faster, it is a real bugger scraping these squashed flies off the back.
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Prince George is going to be spoiled on his fifth birthday!
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Old 4th Aug 2017, 21:54
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(Instructor): "It was YOUR idea to take your Grandma's corgi for a ride, YOU clean up the mess!"
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Old 4th Aug 2017, 22:28
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I am sorry about your wife, sir. If only she'd left her lucky rabbit's foot here...
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RAF Downsizing is worse than thought.
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Old 5th Aug 2017, 01:28
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It started out as a wart on my hand...
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They're great fun, but winding them up is a real pain in the ass!
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Old 5th Aug 2017, 01:29
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Now should you elect to move up to the Deluxe model, it comes with metallic paint, bluetooth phone, and leather seats, and just to sweeten the deal a little, this month the company is throwing in the engine, normally only available as part of the ultra high-end Performance Upgrade package, which goes in this empty space here. Moving further up to the Grande Edition, you get all of that, plus the engine and flight controls, if also optioned, are fully connected to the appropriate control surfaces.

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