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Old 29th Mar 2017, 11:45
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Airships. A whole bunch of a*se.
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 11:47
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The BFG's own dreams weren't quite as innocent.
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 11:49
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"We're gonna need more Kimwipes!"
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 11:54
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An over inflated sense of her own importance.
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 11:57
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The latest generation of fighters was designed for maximum thrusts and split arsed turns.
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 12:08
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 12:19
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Kims Proctologist considered the safety vest a vital piece of kit when she visited.
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 21:48
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Thanks for the update.
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Old 29th Mar 2017, 21:51
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"Does my bum look big in this?"
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 06:34
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Configsafenot, I answered that question at 41874
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 06:43
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Configsafenot, I answered that question at 41874
Sowwy.....but my posts seem to be taking a long time to appear, so they tend to answer things after others have already answered them
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 07:24
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Hoskins, when I asked you to "Pimp my ride" I was talking about the car, not the....oh, forget it!
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 07:27
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From Pilot-In-Command to Pimp-In-Charge.
Finally a much better paycheck!
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 07:36
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The Kard-Ass-Ian Mk I getting ready for a facelift.
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 08:01
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"Bloggs, when I said we'd need a large Bootie to guard the rear end I meant a Marine!"
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 09:39
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Exit only!
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 10:12
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Isn't this a rather extreme way of correcting the weight and balance?
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 10:33
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-"United Airlines reservations, how can I help?"

-"Ehm, good afternoon to you. I need to cancel a ticket..."
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 10:34
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Look...I know I said I wanted butt implants but don't you think that is just a wee bit excessive?
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Old 30th Mar 2017, 11:22
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You could launch a satellite with the tension those pants are under!!!
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