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Old 22nd Jul 2017, 14:43
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"Forget zer dogfighting, ve are going in fur der pig f***ing".
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Old 22nd Jul 2017, 14:43
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I know you're all hungry, but despite the caption, it takes some months to provide food this way.
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Old 22nd Jul 2017, 15:46
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Hoskins when I requested "pigs in blankets" I meant......oh, forget it!
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Old 22nd Jul 2017, 18:03
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"Pour a bucket of water over 'em !"
 
Old 22nd Jul 2017, 18:05
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"When push comes to shove !"
 
Old 22nd Jul 2017, 18:49
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Intelligence produced a photograph to show what was happening Sausage Side.
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Old 23rd Jul 2017, 08:28
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T...p's claim he never touched her disproved by photograph
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Old 23rd Jul 2017, 09:26
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
If we are going to win the Pig-racing Derby, we are going to need a smaller Jockey.
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Old 23rd Jul 2017, 13:46
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The first movie adaptation of Animal Farm took a slightly unexpected turn
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Old 23rd Jul 2017, 13:57
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"Ride 'er, Pigboy !"
 
Old 23rd Jul 2017, 14:42
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The German High Command review their plans for the Low Countries.
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Old 23rd Jul 2017, 15:02
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Sarge, what is this shameful display?? I demand an explanation!
Well, the projector is broken and the boys were promised "Debbie does Dallas" so we tried to improvise....
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Old 23rd Jul 2017, 20:44
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Right bit o crackling there.
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Old 23rd Jul 2017, 21:11
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And some pork stuffing.
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Old 24th Jul 2017, 08:38
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Porky always loved stuffing and crackling Rosie.
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Old 24th Jul 2017, 09:07
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Rosie now knew what "pig-iron" meant !
 
Old 24th Jul 2017, 12:09
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Cider with Rosie ?
 
Old 24th Jul 2017, 12:25
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Suddenly, Hans realized that when the other chaps had said "You're next!", they weren't thinking what he was thinking.
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Old 24th Jul 2017, 12:33
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Hoskins, are you sure?? It doesn't look like a Fock-Wulf to me....
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Old 24th Jul 2017, 14:17
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"For the purpose of this training exercise, what you see in front of you is a road-traffic accident. You two are the Fire Brigade, you two are the ambulance service, and you two are police officers. Now in your teams, three-two-one: GO."
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