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Old 19th Jun 2017, 18:15
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We're going to have to close this "How low can you go?" competition - the worms are complaining.
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Old 19th Jun 2017, 18:42
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Shock and awe spread like wildfire around the world when these leaked images of top secret joint British Army/Royal Air Force training emerged. The Prime Minister promised that the source of the leaks would be identified.
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Old 19th Jun 2017, 18:59
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Lucinda deemed it Fox One combat win.
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Old 19th Jun 2017, 19:01
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Tally Ho shouted Lucinda, having tatooed all her kills on her Arse she realised she would need a bigger one.
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Old 19th Jun 2017, 19:02
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No more low flying for you Biggles......................
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Old 19th Jun 2017, 19:04
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Having trapped a Nigel in her Horse Box Felicity was going to have to interrogate him with her whips, or as Nigel remembered from Eton............... Foreplay.
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Old 19th Jun 2017, 20:01
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After Jilly Cooper was entertained in the mess the ladies decided to demonstrate their ideas for the next bonk buster but there was no Harrier available.
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Old 19th Jun 2017, 20:24
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Penelope tried to make the best of a bad job after bidding on ebay when blind drunk.
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Old 19th Jun 2017, 20:50
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Camilla was determined to get a leg or two over her RAF Prince, one way or another!
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Old 20th Jun 2017, 06:39
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First Sea Lord to Second Sea Lord: "Poor old RAF! Poor old Army! Thank God we've still got the Harrier, eh?"
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Old 20th Jun 2017, 10:42
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Applications to join the Household Cavalry quadrupled after they advertised a fast jet training stream
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Old 20th Jun 2017, 12:11
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The fun and livery of dressage airs.
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Old 20th Jun 2017, 12:12
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"Well, I know it's not Becher's Brook", thought Araminta, "But I can dream, can't I ?"
 
Old 20th Jun 2017, 12:23
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"Why can't you stick your tail up like that, Nugget ?" said Audrey, "You'd be a wow at the Pony Club Gymkhana !"
 
Old 20th Jun 2017, 12:35
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"You made an emergency landing in Liverpool? Okay, I'm on my way to Speke now.......AINTREE?????"
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Old 20th Jun 2017, 13:32
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"Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting gallop-by. "
“Negative Ghost Rider, the paddock is full."
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Old 20th Jun 2017, 21:26
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From Horse to Eternity...........
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Old 20th Jun 2017, 21:29
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Not the Bridle Wear that the Wren was expecting from a weekend at Nigel's parents.
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Old 21st Jun 2017, 08:20
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I say, Daddy, there's a frightfully nice man in the paddock. He's promised to take me all the way to Heaven and back, but I think there might be something wrong with his flying machine.
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Old 21st Jun 2017, 11:28
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♫ ... "Horsey, horsey, don't you stop !" ... ♫
 



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