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Old 24th Jun 2017, 21:17
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Shandong Airport's wash bay consisted of a minor tributary of the Yangtze
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 21:23
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Aftermath of a misunderstanding in the Shandong Multi Mode Transport Company's HR department when the position of River Pilot required filling.
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Old 25th Jun 2017, 06:33
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A clear translation error when it came to discussing Jet Wash.
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Old 25th Jun 2017, 06:35
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"After this they will circumcise the skipper."
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Old 25th Jun 2017, 08:13
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"Surely there's an easier way to test slide deployment than this??"
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Old 25th Jun 2017, 11:56
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Hands above your heads now. Who has failed to declare having more than 100ml of liquids in their hand luggage?
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Old 25th Jun 2017, 12:15
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"High Floatation Tires? We don't need no stinking high flotation tires he said!".
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Old 25th Jun 2017, 12:19
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"The Owl and the Pussycat Went to Sea ......... !"
 
Old 25th Jun 2017, 12:23
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"Two-Six !"
 
Old 25th Jun 2017, 12:30
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"Come in, 3008 - your time is up !"
 
Old 25th Jun 2017, 14:06
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Putting the "Dong" into "Shandong"
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Old 25th Jun 2017, 18:37
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You sent a tug, but I needed a tug boat !
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Old 25th Jun 2017, 18:39
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Old Chinese proverb. " Every journey has to begin with a single step "
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Old 25th Jun 2017, 18:41
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You think this is hard ? Wait till they get out the pedal powered APU !
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Old 27th Jun 2017, 03:39
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Last call Chaps & Chapettes! Judging tonight AEST.
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Old 27th Jun 2017, 07:39
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"I think number 2 has had a wet start, Eng".
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Old 27th Jun 2017, 14:00
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Time to call I think...

A clever third for Penny with;
Confucius he say "many hands make flight work."
Runner up...andytug with;
"Are you sure this is what normally happens when you ask for pushback at St. Maarten?"
But the sought after CST goes to....Pontius Nav with;
A clear translation error when it came to discussing Jet Wash.
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Old 27th Jun 2017, 20:01
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Many thanks for the CST but must regretfully pass back to Andytug as I am UN to post a pic.
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Old 28th Jun 2017, 10:40
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Thanks and congratulations PN, and here's a new one, hopefully.......

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Old 28th Jun 2017, 11:03
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Ah, I know, we'll call it a Stringbag.
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