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Old 31st May 2017, 02:53
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Yah this new outfit just got the contract, BAE I think they call it...... I guess it means "Bring Another Engine"
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Old 31st May 2017, 02:56
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The skipper was thought to be invincible, it was like he had this weird light about him.....
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Old 31st May 2017, 03:36
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Hang on a minute! What happened to those two Jags that were sitting here three captions ago?
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Old 31st May 2017, 05:32
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"Before it looks as if it's flying through the hangar, we'll need a bit more CO2 around the supports, and, well, actually, there's still quite a lot to be done."
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Old 31st May 2017, 07:10
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I'm afraid you'll have to take it up with the Chief, Sir. He said every time you bring it back from Germany there's that many bits missing, so he just thought he'd make your job easier...
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Old 31st May 2017, 07:15
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"Oh nothing sir, the CO just needed to borrow a couple of bits for his kite.....we'll have it right again by morning."
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Old 31st May 2017, 09:26
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"I think the Force has been with it !"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 09:29
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"You've heard of the principle of entropy ? ......... Well , ..........."
 
Old 31st May 2017, 09:32
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"You should never had let your little Johnnie play with your toolkit !"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 09:43
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"I think we should put it out of its misery !"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 09:46
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"The Cloud's down on the deck this morning, Skipper - back to the crewroom I reckon !"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 09:50
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"What did the Met man say ?" ... "Dunno - he must've got lost in this clag on the way to Briefing !"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 09:56
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"No see, No fly !"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 10:10
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....and that's why it's called Vne.
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Old 31st May 2017, 13:16
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^^^
(Very nice entry, squeaker!)
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Old 31st May 2017, 15:36
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Jasus Christ whut happened ? ! All I asked the Chief to do was clean the fag ends out of the cockpit ash tray !
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Old 31st May 2017, 19:10
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I'll judge tomorrow night, and we can get a new one for the weekend.
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Old 31st May 2017, 19:23
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"It's a Christmas Tree, you say ? Then what are you going to get as the Angel - the NAAFI Manageress ?"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 19:25
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"Damn' White Ants again !"
 
Old 31st May 2017, 19:25
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"What are we going to do for elevenses ? - the NAAFI van'll never find us here !"
 



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