Caption competition
Avoid imitations
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"Ye take the high road an' I'll take the low road......."
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The Redneck remake of 'Back to the Future' wasn't going too well as Nobby was heard to exclaim:
"Hurry up! The flux capacitor's burning my ar5e!"
"Hurry up! The flux capacitor's burning my ar5e!"
The Jamaican Team was looking forward to the Races on the Isle of Man following their success at the Bobsledding Competition.
"Observe how careless assembly of the sidecar leads to the deposition of a large item of FOD. Now my long-legged assistant will dismount from the sidecar and remove it from the road, and will bend double as she scours the road for any smaller items of FOD."
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The Ikea self-assembly MötoBykee package had omitted some essential fixings.