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"News just in is that Jeremy has won the election so we can all go home - for good!"
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P1 "I say again, put your left leg in and shake it all about."
P2 "God, this Squadron formation dance routine is complicated ... "
P2 "God, this Squadron formation dance routine is complicated ... "
"Ok, like I said this is our new uber secret Anglo-French multi role supersonic Gen 5+ future fighter, it'll run rings around everything and.......hey wait a minute it looks just like..."
"Now pay attention 007....."
"I'm sure I parked my Jag round here Somewhere.....it's green...have you seen it?" "Errr...no, only these two aeroplane thingies"
"Blimey that was a close one eh shags? The alien mothership will never find us in here.."
"Now pay attention 007....."
"I'm sure I parked my Jag round here Somewhere.....it's green...have you seen it?" "Errr...no, only these two aeroplane thingies"
"Blimey that was a close one eh shags? The alien mothership will never find us in here.."
"That menacing darkness behind the right-hand aircraft's tail is a tornado."
- "With respect, it most certainly isn't."
- "Lower-case t."
- "With respect, it most certainly isn't."
- "Lower-case t."
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"No, the idea is that we have a chap with a red flag walking in front of us" ..."But will we be able to keep up with him ?"
(Danny wishes to make it clear that he has never flown the things himself, but is relying on what he was told about them by mates who had, and were less than impressed with them).
(Danny wishes to make it clear that he has never flown the things himself, but is relying on what he was told about them by mates who had, and were less than impressed with them).
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Phew, that was close, do you think they spotted us hiding under this bridge.
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Right, strap in, wind up to max power, slam on the burners, and see if we can teach up the slope.