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26th Jul 2017, 07:51

#43821 (permalink)

Pontius Navigator

I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could

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"Ginger", says Biggles,"I told you to hang on like grim death, but not round my neck old boy."

26th Jul 2017, 08:14

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ShyTorque

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"Aw, C'mon, Boss....just a quick selfie before you go?"

26th Jul 2017, 08:17

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c52

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Students, having set a world record for the number of people in a Mini, attempt to get a second person into a single-seat fighter.

26th Jul 2017, 08:21

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andytug

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Look sir, you can turn his head right the way round............. oh hang on, that's owls, isn't it? Bloggs..... hello Bloggs ....?

26th Jul 2017, 08:29

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Buster Hyman

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Sir, there seems to be a problem. We have a Canadian pilot circling the airfield with an American Beagle on his Kennel, plus some Australians with a machine gun...it might be prudent to sit this one out!

26th Jul 2017, 10:08

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Danny42C

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"Ve can't go on meeting like this, Hans - people are starting to talk !"

26th Jul 2017, 10:17

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Ascend Charlie

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"Today, ve vill be haffing target practice. Fritz, you are ze target. Effrybody elze, "X" marks ze schpott!"

26th Jul 2017, 10:27

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Traffic_Is_Er_Was

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A technician winds up the mechanism prior to the first live test of a clockwork auto-pilot.

26th Jul 2017, 12:47

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c52

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Visiting General to Pilot: "Cold, isn't it? Lend me your gloves."

26th Jul 2017, 15:37

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Danny42C

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"Vy are you hanging onto me like this, man ?" ...... " Well, Sir, I was standing on the wing root and" ..... "And what, man ?" ..... "And it doesn't seem to be there any more, Sir !"

26th Jul 2017, 15:40

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Danny42C

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"I blame white ants !"

26th Jul 2017, 16:10

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Dan Gerous

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No, not Red Baron, Red Bull, RED BULL! It gives you wings.

26th Jul 2017, 16:51

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ShyTorque

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"For ze last time...I do NOT need a navigator!"

26th Jul 2017, 17:13

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Wensleydale

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Just to say....I will be away from my confuser until Saturday - I will be judging then! (Just to save any confusion if it slows up in a couple of days).