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The Scottish cavalry brigade found mounting a bit of a hit and miss procedure.
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"Ok when we catch him, Jock, push him quickly off to one side, so we have time to catch the horse!"
The RSM caught Private Campbell sneaking a Kip!
Laird McTavish was having none of that "no parachutes" rubbish after his son joined the RFC, so instructed several of his Estate's workers to "be prepared" in the event any Hun got the better of him in a dogfight.
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C*ck hook and look
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"Steady on men, ye'll knock the wind out of him!"
"That's what we aim to do! He's a repeat offender!"
"Of what?"
"Farting with in-tent".
"Carry on, men!"
"That's what we aim to do! He's a repeat offender!"
"Of what?"
"Farting with in-tent".
"Carry on, men!"
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"Help, help! The mooring rope trailing from Kim Kardashian's bottom is caught round my ankle!"
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Jock the mute attempts to get the possible new Scottish currency over to Sturgeon, the Scottish Groat, or Scroat for short.
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We must be about at judging time. MPN 11, did you see my posting 41899, suggesting that you should do it because I was away until the end of the week?
If I do not hear from you, or if you have not allocated a winner by Monday 3rd April, then I will take it back, although it is not going to be an easy decision.
We must be about at judging time. MPN 11, did you see my posting 41899, suggesting that you should do it because I was away until the end of the week?
If I do not hear from you, or if you have not allocated a winner by Monday 3rd April, then I will take it back, although it is not going to be an easy decision.
I have given myself 2 extras.
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Enjoy your visit, we will see you on your return.
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Jock soon realised that not all Scots enjoyed his 05:30 bagpipe reveille as much as he did.