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Old 7th Apr 2017, 16:22
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He said stick it where the sun don't shine
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 18:19
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At last! A quick and permanent way to remove embarrassing facial hair!
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 19:02
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The hunt for NutLoose went on.
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 19:42
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Petrol heads are pussies. Try some Avtur shave.
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 19:47
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No, there doesn't seem to be an echo.......................
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 19:48
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Jones was about to learn why it was called a "Hot End" Inspection!
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 19:56
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"Jenkins...what the heck are you doing?"

"Sorry sir...I lost me screwdriver in here somewhere and I can't find it"

"Get your head out of there lad and we can start the engine and see what flies out the back"

"Sorry sir....my head is stuck....I can't get it out sir!"

"Oh Jenkins.....well we'll start the engine anyway and have you out in a jiffy!"
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 21:04
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It's quite simple Bloggs. You were the last person to remove the engine covers, so until you remember where you put them.....
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 21:08
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"I knew I shouldn't have worn a white T shirt for work.."
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 21:08
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Cool! First day on the job and already I'm in charge of the search for the missing box of welding sparks!
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 21:28
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The Regimental initiation ceremony. Light a fag from here....
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 21:31
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I know that 10mm socket's in here somewhere!
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 21:49
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"I can't hear the ocean at all...what's that burning smell?"
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 22:52
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"Can you hear me, Mother?"


or, almost inevitably,


"Broadsword calling Danny Boy."
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Old 7th Apr 2017, 23:20
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So - which one is the golden rivet?
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 00:16
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Are you sure you know where the A-10 inspection port is?
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 07:49
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Well, I know that you can stop a car engine with a potato in the exhaust, so I was getting an idea what size potato I might need...
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 07:50
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Well this should keep you from licking your stitches!
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 09:43
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"I knew I shouldn't have worn a white T shirt for work.."
Sooty didn't understand what a borescope inspection really entailed
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Old 8th Apr 2017, 10:02
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C'mon Cherub....time for your tweaking and twitching......and by Jupiter, your nuts are Titan than a ducks bum...someone's been Avon-ing a laugh
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