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Old 24th Mar 2017, 11:14
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"OK, I'll put you down for the "David Cameron 'Man of Vision' Look-Alike Competition", but you're about 70 years too early."
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 11:39
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London? That way. Why do you ask Mr. Müller?
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 11:42
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But when I lift it higher, I can get Radio 4!
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 12:37
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"Look ... in that upstairs window in the pub ... isn't that Section Officer Harvey, in her knickers?"
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 12:48
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Kent is it? Pleased to meet you. You seem very mild mannered for a reporter, especially one from a major metropolitan newspaper. Any way, the phone box is over there behind the hangars.
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 13:25
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No, no...again. When the big hand is on the three....
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 13:59
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That Fokker's a Heinkel
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 14:17
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SMO: "And how long have to had this invisible budgie Sir?"
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 14:26
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"Bogey, 12 o'clock, high!"

"Where? I can't see any aircraft..."

"There, on my finger....I just sneezed on my glove!"
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 14:50
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Look- Germans are losing- that Fokker doesn't have a prop !

Yes but that Fokkers a Messerschmitt !!
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 17:03
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"Sorry, I can't see it. It's my eyes, you know .... "
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 17:07
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Equipment Officer ... "You left your aircraft where?"
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 17:07
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"I say! That bird just stole my tin hat!"
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 17:37
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Right! Take note: You go here at the top, select "Adjustments" from the window toolbar, and then remove the "black and white" check. That'll put us in true colors again.
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 18:04
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Hallucination !

...When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw
A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw...


(sorry, Johnny Cash)
 
Old 24th Mar 2017, 19:36
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"Per Ardua" is all well and good, but I'm still only a bloody Pilot Officer after 37 years.
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 20:02
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
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Just imagine you're in the ante room, the race round the mess would begin up there on the mantle piece . . .

Last edited by Pontius Navigator; 24th Mar 2017 at 22:53.
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 21:08
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"What's this airfield called?"

"Sherburn-tin-'Elmet".
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 21:18
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"I still say it's a Greater Spotted Bustard !"
 
Old 24th Mar 2017, 23:38
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You need to go over there, with Dear Leader. Look for the others taking notes.
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