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Old 6th Jan 2017, 13:59
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Judging time!

The photo came with an explanation that it was common practice for any aircraft that landed on the "incorrect" ship, for whatever reason, to be "decorated". This was one of them.

Bearing this in mind, and the fact that for once he has managed to think of a caption that didn't involve pushing things up people's bottoms, I must award the initial Coffman Trophy of 2017 to Nutloose with:

"I said paint a Banshee.... NOT a Banksy"
Take it away, Nutty!
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 14:21
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Well done, Nutty ! May your nut never drop off the thread !
 
Old 6th Jan 2017, 14:29
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Thanks guys, this one is on the MAMs site




UKMAMS Old Bods Association - Old Bods Brief #011609
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 14:35
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"Late on the round out again, Bloggs?"
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 14:48
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Looks as if these New Zealand lambs are heading for the slaughter.
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 15:11
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Now that's what I CALL a fart!
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 15:13
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"Terrible mistake, he pulled the toilet maintenance release lever instead of the flush and....."
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 15:29
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Hoskins using the wrong loo again....
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 15:35
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When considering a buy of RAF Vulcans the RNZAF insisted in rear crew ejector seat trials, unfortunately the seats were fitted in the wrong row.
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 16:28
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"Gentlemen, please adjust your dress before leaving !"
 
Old 6th Jan 2017, 17:04
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It'll buff out
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 17:13
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Next time they do the haka, get them off first
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 19:42
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"That Dunny will need replacing, for sure. What was in the in-flight rations?"
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 19:44
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"OK, who's going to get up there and inspect it?"
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 19:46
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Be very very afraid he's still sat on it, told him to lay off the curry before the flight
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 19:48
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"So I said to the pilot..."Be careful not to land short and take the fence" but the deaf old so-and-so said: "I'm not short and I'm not taking offence!"
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 19:56
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"... you say he simply dropped the can opener in the galley?"
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 20:27
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 20:32
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They said the Engineering Officer tried to corner Brewthwaite in the Lav thinking he could finally get some work out of him....but the Lad got clean away again.
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Burglary of the Galley stores you say, I suspect that visiting Nimrod crew
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