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Old 6th Jan 2017, 19:56
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"... you say he simply dropped the can opener in the galley?"
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 20:27
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 20:32
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They said the Engineering Officer tried to corner Brewthwaite in the Lav thinking he could finally get some work out of him....but the Lad got clean away again.
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 20:34
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Burglary of the Galley stores you say, I suspect that visiting Nimrod crew
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 20:48
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The effect of last night's curry on Hoskins scared everyone shirtless.
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 20:54
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Well, our C-130s are grounded and you told me to improvise, so....
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 20:57
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"100-mile-an-hour tape should still do the trick, but I think we'll probably need two or three layers for this one."
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 21:21
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We all just love rolling around in the mud, and it seems the pilot forgot he was flying a plane.
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 21:28
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Told you this aircraft wouldn't be suitable for carrier ops.
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 22:00
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"...and once it depressurised, well, it just ripped all our shirts off!"
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 22:01
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Navy crews are pussies. Look what happens when the Air Force land at the wrong airfield!
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 22:02
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Well, we had to restrain Hoskins when he went nuts & kept shouting that there was something on the wing but.....umm....
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 22:37
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Knobbly Knees contest, Changi 1958.
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 23:20
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Lets just tell them the Steward had a meltdown and ran amok with the tin opener, he fell out anyway and they are peeling whats left of him off the runway.
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 03:03
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As much as they tried, they couldn't fit the Pilots watch in the hold.
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 04:01
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"Yes, PO Ripley was taken away in a straitjacket shouting something about 'acid for blood, nuke 'em from orbit' - probably just a dodgy kebab I'd say. Hey Daryl, what's that funny bulge in your belly bro? You eat one too?"
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 05:08
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Okay, well, I think we all agree to start the next one with the Fine sander then.
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 09:29
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I told them to be careful but someone always rips the arse out if it
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 09:31
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Trials of the new skid proof underwear were going well until they found it was incompatible with oxygen
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Old 7th Jan 2017, 09:32
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Don't look now but I think skinny in the brown shorts has a ferret in there
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