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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 14:20
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Willie Walsh reveals British Airways new "Hub and Spoke" strategy.
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 14:42
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......but sadly, the company's design engineers had misunderstood the standard diagram that was used to explain how JTIDS works.
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 14:54
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Holding her bat detector along bat woman awaits while Robin gets ready for launch
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 16:19
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'You'll be alright today Icarus, there's a full overcast.'
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 16:23
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"Hi, M'sieu Bleriot, here's the wheel that fell off when you were leaving Calais - you'll need it if you ever get to Dover !"
 
Old 23rd Nov 2016, 17:02
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Not only was Lady McDuff's understanding of aircraft design questionable, her addition of an 'undercarriage' was clearly off the mark.
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 17:20
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"Her name's Catherine so I'm guessing there must be a fuse here somewhere..."
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 17:28
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"Of course I've got to hold it right up there - it's my vertical gyro!"

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Roy "Chubby" Brown was about to have a spoke put in his wheel
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 17:31
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"No, we need to make those wings a bit longer - I can still smell your farts!"
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 17:47
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The early studies for portraits of Bodiccea were well off the mark...
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 17:48
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"Whaddya mean - 'Clear Take Off' ? - where's Ewald ?"
 
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"Brace yourself my Dear..I have lighted the fuse and it is burning brightly...5.4.3.."
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 17:54
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Passer-by: "Oi, mate, is that a man or a woman?"
Muffled voice: "I'm just checking."
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 17:59
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Due to a very limited budget the first AWACS concept test vehicle was rudimentary in the extreme.
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 18:42
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Is this the Shuttleworth Show?
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 18:49
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After a long search, the Press finally found the RAF Spokesman.
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 20:25
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Yes dear, your EPR looks.........sweet Jesus!!
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 20:29
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Goosed
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 20:29
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Hmmmm......this compass needs some calibration.
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Old 23rd Nov 2016, 20:34
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.....and that's when the suffix HEAVY was first used.
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