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Old 18th Oct 2016, 16:29
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Great idea, Sarge. What's the maximum range?
Depends on which part, Sir...
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 16:31
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Cannon fodder is a figure of speech, you dolt!
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 16:46
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Fine photographer's assistant you are! I said "Put the back on the Canon", not "Put the cannon on your back."
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 17:14
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This is now official Army policy. The website of The Royal Tank Regiment says:

"The Regiment encourages all of its soldiers to try something new and the Army can offer unrivalled opportunities to partake in challenging and enjoyable sports across the world."

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Old 18th Oct 2016, 17:15
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"No, Hoskins, you've got it all wrong - Jules Verne put his passengers inside the barrei !"
 
Old 18th Oct 2016, 17:40
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All this talk about "barrels" was making Smyth's ears turn red!
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 17:44
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Jones knew if they fired the Gun he would just lose his mind!
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 20:46
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Hoskins! Get down from there ! It's not safe. Where's your hi vis vest you fool?
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Old 19th Oct 2016, 09:26
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"Eyes FRONT, soldier. I have not given the 'stand easy' yet."
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Old 19th Oct 2016, 10:42
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"I thought your said we were firing Sabot rounds"

"That is correct, Squaddie Ammo Bursts On Target...... Sabot, what else did you think it was?"

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Old 19th Oct 2016, 10:58
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There are easier ways to remove a scratchy label.
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Old 19th Oct 2016, 11:28
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Well it worked for the guy with the Venetian Blind!
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Old 19th Oct 2016, 17:06
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"At least, we know where Private Doberman is this way, Sergeant !"
 
Old 19th Oct 2016, 17:09
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Well, this nonsense has gone on long enough! I'll judge it all later tonight ;-)
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Old 19th Oct 2016, 18:48
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HUZZAH ... ENDEX
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Old 19th Oct 2016, 18:53
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OK endex, now get me down from here

PLEASEEEEE
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Old 19th Oct 2016, 19:13
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Komrade Gagarin's initial assessment was not exactly what he was expecting...
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Old 19th Oct 2016, 19:59
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Old 19th Oct 2016, 21:19
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Judging time!
Well done, chaps, more action here than I expected.
But I must give first place to...

These stealth tanks are amazing - I didn't see, hear or feel a thing.

Well done Jim's brother!!

(How is Jim, btw?)
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Old 20th Oct 2016, 05:33
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Well played!

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