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Old 30th Dec 2016, 12:47
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High Command were totally engrossed. They hadn't seen an erection in the garden for years!
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Old 30th Dec 2016, 15:08
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"I say, Carruthers, when we go back to good old Injah, we could present it to the temple as a lingam, doncher think, old boy ? Memsahib found it in the garden when we got the house, says it's disgusting !"
 
Old 30th Dec 2016, 18:58
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"OK, he's obviously a Barbarian, but what's his name?"
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Old 30th Dec 2016, 20:58
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Judging tomorrow morning. Several very imaginative ones in there.
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Old 30th Dec 2016, 21:42
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These bally muslim women think that they can hide behind their bally burquas. I've been trying for over an hour to get a word out of this one!
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Old 30th Dec 2016, 21:47
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Regardless of that, how can we tell the colour in a Black & White photo?
By jove Buster, I think you've spotted their problem!
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Old 31st Dec 2016, 08:30
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Some crackers there, bang on

In third place, someone who obviously heard the rumours, Javelin Boy with
Ben Turpin (first left) and friends from the Sennett Studios pay their respects at the grave of Errol Flynn.
Very close, Wander00 with
Baldrick!
But the winner with simplicity and relevance is for the final entry for the Coffman Starter award for 2016 is:

Drum roll


Shy Torque with:
"Oh good, it's just stopped ticking!"
Take it away
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Old 31st Dec 2016, 17:50
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Well done all
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Old 31st Dec 2016, 18:49
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Sorry chaps, been otherwise engaged today (family illness and other issues).

Many thanks and Happy New Year to all "captioneers"!


Last edited by ShyTorque; 31st Dec 2016 at 19:04.
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Old 31st Dec 2016, 19:26
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The pen is mightier than the sword.
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Old 31st Dec 2016, 19:30
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An early screen shot from the film "The Write Stuff" before the typing mistake in the title was discovered.
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Old 31st Dec 2016, 19:38
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"Well, there was a bit of a crosswind, you see !"
 
Old 31st Dec 2016, 19:44
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"What are you moaning about - got it on the deck, what more do you want !"
 
Old 31st Dec 2016, 19:47
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"Anyone seen the batsman ?"
 
Old 31st Dec 2016, 19:55
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"Who let Banksy aboard ?"
 
Old 31st Dec 2016, 20:01
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Well I landed at the Air Force base because I had to pee something awefull, and look what those Air Force bastards did to my airplane !
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Old 31st Dec 2016, 20:03
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Well look at the bright side, at least it wasn't those Coast Guard bums who messed up your airplane. Now that would have been REALLY hard to live down !
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Old 31st Dec 2016, 20:04
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The Russians must have hacked the paint scheme book..........
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Old 31st Dec 2016, 20:06
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That will teach me to draw into an insight straight when playing a bunch of Air Force pukes
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Old 31st Dec 2016, 20:07
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"Must've applied Variation the wrong way !"
 


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