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Old 1st Jan 2017, 15:11
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"No, I don't believe a gremlin did all that, Hoskins. Get it scrubbed off before you fill in your A-25 - or I'll have you keel-hauled !"
 
Old 1st Jan 2017, 15:16
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"What can you expect - he is only in the Wavy Navy after all !"

Last edited by Danny42C; 1st Jan 2017 at 15:32. Reason: emphasise !
 
Old 1st Jan 2017, 15:20
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"Shove him over the side, we've got another pair to land-on in five minutes !"
 
Old 1st Jan 2017, 15:28
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"Look to Lockheed for Leadership !"
 
Old 1st Jan 2017, 15:40
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When I said I fancied a ride with a cougar this was not what I had in mind
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 15:53
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Department of Lame Excuses.

"I think the catapult elastic must have bust, Sir, and....."

THIS IS NOT A CAPTION



(Union Jack is uncharacteristically quiet while the Silent Service is being mercillesly slandered).
 
Old 1st Jan 2017, 16:23
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Originally Posted by ShyTorque View Post

Adams had forgotten which ship he was delivering to
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 16:33
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Grafitti ....So exacty where on the insurance report??
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 16:34
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Repotrs to Air|Boss

Well last night is was clean
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 16:37
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I only stopped at the traffic lights in Liverpool for a moment
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 16:46
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It was very easy to spot the RAF Exchange Officer's Aircraft....both by Logo and style of Parking.
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 17:09
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George W, rejected by the Navy
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 17:12
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"Has anyone done a weight check after all that?"
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 17:49
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I said splash a bit of white on the blue to make it look more natural. I meant For Over The Sea
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 17:55
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"When I said label any faults, Bloggs, I meant with the aircraft!"
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 20:31
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"I think it's called 'being at cross purposes', Hoskins !"
 
Old 1st Jan 2017, 21:18
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Tests using the Anti Graffiti Suits were not very promising
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Old 1st Jan 2017, 21:44
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With any luck, it's water-soluble. Drop the aircraft into the ocean and we'll tow it along for a few days.
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Old 2nd Jan 2017, 00:34
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Gee, that looks like the graffiti we used to paint on bombs in WWII, just before we dropped them on the enemy.
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Old 2nd Jan 2017, 06:53
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little known USN urban camouflage testing
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