Caption competition

[c52]

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"I'm keeping a good lookout for other aircraft as well as reading the paper."

[BluSdUp]

Sir," What do I think off this Canadian training?" Rather boring!
Anyway, Sir, we just crossed into Manitoba , I think.
The Mosquito is the " national" bird here, Big and aggressive it says!!??

[BluSdUp]

No way the Red team will ever find us flying this crazy low , Eh Sir.

[Buster Hyman]

Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever

Lots of good ones for this picture, even Nutty has exceeded his usual low standards

There's still more to scrape out of the bottom of that barrel!

[Buster Hyman]

Find me a field to land in Flanders.

[Buster Hyman]

You know I was just wondering When Arnie said "Get to the Chopper!", do you think he wanted us to wait?

[Ascend Charlie]

It says " Your mission, should you decide to accept it, ...." Hey! It's starting to self-destruct already and i haven't finished reading it!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Oh Sh*t! I turned one too many pages. That was the engine shut down checklist we just ran through.

[Pontius Navigator]

Originally Posted by Burnt Fishtrousers

"Right Phil, 5 across begins with N..clue is "acronym denoting means of communicating military or other aviation activity to airmen""

Very subtle, had to look twice there.

[Dan Gerous]

Shyte, I've brought the FRC's for a Chinook, and they're no use for a wheels up landing.

[ValMORNA]

If you'd told me it was a map-reading exercise I would have brought more than just my old school atlas.

[Kiltrash]

Sir Sir we have to land immediately ...
why what is it?...
It's the hard stuff below us but that's not important right now ...

[Kiltrash]

Sir Sir we have to land immediatey
why what is it
Don't you know the RAF does not fly at weekends

[Kiltrash]

Have we enough fuel?
why
Air Vice Marshall Nutloose has told us to stay up all weekend

[Kiltrash]

No Tam there are no retrictions clear to navigate

[Dan Gerous]

Well in keeping with the green theme, the menu is offering something called Soylent. Is that some sort of Soya based delicacy?

[NutLoose]

Sorry for the delay, the most Chortling causing ones are

First place BPF

with

Got the lunch menu let’s see what catering has provided.

soooo, for an Appetizer we get “ crisps de patate originall “, for the Main it’s “sandweech de viande mystere” and the Desert is a choice of “anciennt pomme or orange verde”.

i will tell the the Chief Purser that we will be ready to dine in 5 minutes.

2nd place

I was NOTAM'ed about this, is Burnt Fishtrousers

"Right Phil, 5 across begins with N..clue is "acronym denoting means of communicating military or other aviation activity to airmen""

3rd goes to pasta with

I'm up to page 146, and still no mention of how to lower the undercarriage. How much fuel do we have remaining?

CST Trophy winging its way to Canada collect charge. I'm cheap.

Special mention to tredigraphs Odious one.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Thanks Nutty. I am on the road but should have a new picture up tonight

BPF

[Big Pistons Forever]

[Ascend Charlie]

McTavish's weather vane was considered a bit over-the-top by some.